... and now for something completely different

Sorry about that, but my Bratwurst always comes with the Sauerkraut ...

but it smells and tastes good, I promise .. it's been Texarcised ...

... only 614 to go ... bear with me

I can do without sauerkraut...it smells funny Originally Posted by brittanystar

I am sorry, you are not actually talking food here, are you???
After all this is Co-ED and we need to make it Hobby related or the SANDBOX it is....

I hate the Sandbox...

613 worthy posts to CUM

I was talking about food until you mentioned bratwurst...then my mind went elsewhere

I was talking about food until you mentioned bratwurst...then my mind went elsewhere Originally Posted by brittanystar

Now you are talking !!!

How many can you eat in 55 minutes???

I mean I'll be a little busy in the next 11 days... 612 to go ... but breaks are good.

I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite

I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite Originally Posted by brittanystar

you are talking food again... dammit girl ....

We need to test your limits I say... (and I am not talking food here).

611 ... this is going fast

I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets

I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets Originally Posted by brittanystar

Of course .... I am Thinking

.. 609 (strayed a little)

Moved from Coed Discussions to The Sandbox, since this isn't hobby related.

ztonk

Moved from Coed Discussions to The Sandbox, since this isn't hobby related.

ztonk Originally Posted by ztonk

Damn you .....

608 to go in the Sandbox... F*CK

Nobody likes the kitty litter box, this is gonna slow you down. Better go put a bunch of Welcomes and Nice reviews. Originally Posted by Nailbomb

+1

RR, 607 to go is for you, was worth a try and a flirt ...

F*ck this is going to become a WURSTFEST!!!

You will need to understand certain phrases so here is a video lesson....



HERE ARE SOME YOU WILL NEED HERE

Arsch : ass
Arschloch : asshole
Depp : idiot
Du Sack! : you, scrotum
Dummkopf : idiot
Einzeller : one-celler (usu. for blonds)
Fick dich ins Knie : Fuck yourself in the knee
Heulsuse : crybaby
Scheiße : shit
Schlampe : slut
Trottel : idiot
Verpiss dich! : Fuck off!
Vollidiot : complete idiot
Wichser : Wanker

some phrases you will need:

Saupillerm

annarschloch (sow'pill-uh-man arsh'loch) - "sow penis arse-hole"

Drecksau ("drek'sow") - "dirty pig".

pillermann" means "penis"

Hartgeldstricher= male hoogar

Arschkriecher (male) = Ass-creeper

Leck mich! = suck my balls

now you are ready to put the German language to use...ENJOY

Pantoffelheld : a man dominated by his wife; literally master of slippers
Schreckschraube : ugly woman; literally shock-screw
Wuchtbrumme : fat woman; literally impact of a steel-slab
Frauenversteher : man who flatters often, softie; literally someone who understands women
Penner : bum; literally sleeper (not composed, but commonly used - everyone not getting out of the way of someone who is in hurry is a potiential "penner")
Arsch mit Ohren : butt with ears; this is a funny one, sometimes used in the media, in advertisment or among friends
Pissnelke : idiot; literally pissing carnation
Schleimscheisser : shits slime; used for people who flatter
Korinthenkacker : shits "Korinthen", a sweet; meaning is the same as "Schleimscheisser"
Stiefellecker : boot licker; means the same as "Schleimscheisser", but with emphasis on servileness
falscher Fuffziger : liar, traitor; literally faked piece of 50 Pfennig (got out of fashion since the introduction of the EURO)
Hurensohn : sonofabitch
Klowichser : s.o. wanking on the toilet whilst sitting
Flachwichser : someone who squirts flat after wanking
Linkswichser : s.o. wanking with his left hand
Hinterlader : literally breech-loader; used for gay men
Schwanzlutscher : cock-sucker
Kinderschänder : TBA


ADVANCED TRAINING

http://german.about.com/library/blvoc_avoid1.htm



another video tutorial



and that is all I have to say about this threAD.

ThreAD in german = threAD (really)

WOW, Thanks Randy.

First off now I wanna meet the 3 ladies in the first 2 videos
Second, I learned 2 new words and a new phrase:
1) Sau Pillermann Arschloch
2) Hartgeldstricher

What's missing is: Bordsteinschwalbe (Street Hooker)

Since this grumpy ModTard moved the threAD into the kitter litter box I am not sure I'll make the 606 scheiss verflixten posts by Oct 30...

Now you have me swearing in German ...

ya know those polish sausages at costco aren't too bad

I love those Omaha Steak Gourmet Franks... (and I am talking food now).

Wonder what would be a good substitute (still talking ONLY food here).