Vodka Tampons

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I'm pretty sure tampons come in a hard plastic applicator which allows for them to be soaked in the beverage of your choice and then inserted! But what do I know.... I'm just a Man Whore! Originally Posted by Still Looking
depends on the kind of tampon and ummm how the hell would you know???
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I am sure he had tampons and other female products under his sinck for years.
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I am sure he had tampons and other female products under his sinck for years. Originally Posted by pyramider
I'm just teasing him. lol
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We take that shit seriously. We get our heads handed to us if we buy the wrong brand etc.
I'm pretty sure tampons come in a hard plastic applicator which allows for them to be soaked in the beverage of your choice and then inserted! But what do I know.... I'm just a Man Whore! Originally Posted by Still Looking
Some are plastic, some cardboard; neither would work. Read the 3rd link in my initial post.
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I am sure he had tampons and other female products under his sinck for years. Originally Posted by pyramider
I've stuck a few in my ears a time or two! LOL
Some are plastic, some cardboard; neither would work. Read the 3rd link in my initial post. Originally Posted by AngelOK
and AngelOk some have no applicator at all.

Yep I have had to buy tampons for some ladies I have dated and OMG if you get the brand or if you get super when their flow is light lol
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I'm just teasing him. lol Originally Posted by Naomi4u
Your the reason I used them as ear plugs!
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We take that shit seriously. We get our heads handed to us if we buy the wrong brand etc. Originally Posted by pyramider
On the PA! Price check on register #5. I got Tampax super obsorbant plugs. Blue box. 24 in a box! Ah the good old days!
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I made the mistake, one time only, of jokingly asking what size. It turned out to be not very funny.
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It's the same way with condoms! Try and buy these with a straight face! LOL
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All in favor of Scotch flavored tampons say I!
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Probably just the blended?
Totally emasculated.
No, teenagers are NOT doing this, and in fact anyone who's ever used/handled a tampon would realize that a soaked tampon can't be inserted anywhere. This is just another stupid story made up by stupid adults like the "LSD temporary tattoos" myth which has been going around since the '60s. This one in particular was made up by a stupid cop in Arizona who wanted to get on TV, and spread by badge-licking reporters who imagine that a stupid cop in Arizona somehow knows what kids all over the country are doing (via his super psychic cop powers, no doubt).

Read this: http://www.theagitator.com/2011/11/1...oaked-tampons/ and this: http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp
and, for good measure, this: http://tinycatpants.wordpress.com/20...d-tampon-myth/...and in the future, y'all, do try to be more skeptical of nonsense spread by the media/cop coalition, the same folks who brought you the Satanic Panic, 10,000 gypsy hookers following sporting events, "the average sex worker is 13" and other such idiotic myths. Originally Posted by AngelOK
I'm inclined to agree, mainly because I tried freshen up once by putting cologne on the head of my penis. The resulting sensation could only be described by, "Holy fuck! Why did I do that? BUUUURRRRRRNNN!" My guess is that most solvents would burn like this if injected directly into the bloody stream (i.e., through the head of the penis or the vaj).

In short, I would think this would be to painful to actually do. If anyone cares to try to prove me wrong, feel free.