Meet SweaterPuppies

Hopefully, SweaterPuppies can post some taint photos from the Apple store.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g

Thought this would be a great song for this thread.

Sorry SP.

I couldn't do the review. I rather not do a "No" review

I will be making a surprise appearance at the Apple Store in Northpark Mall today to raise hell and to kick some shit over, and I will also be signing autographs for my fans.

Love always,
SweaterPuppies Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

SP now all you need is for sheeple to post 6+ year old pics of you to stir up your fan base

Dear SP,

I waited all day and you never showed. Ass.

Today marked the pinnacle of my trolling career, thousands of fans were waiting for me at the Apple store today. Even though my fans didn't know what I looked like, the fact that I was flanked by multiple security guards and wearing a fluffy shearling jacket with gold Elvis sunglasses gave it away. I mean, who else is cool enough to pull off an outfit like that?

I stood up on one of the wooden tables and gave a beautiful, tearful speech thanking you guys. Then I used a t-shirt cannon to launch "I heart SP" shirts into the crowd and I also flashed my bodacious tatas, which is when the Geniuses asked me to leave. That's when the rioting and looting started, sorry about that.

Now I'm not sure why you guys thought this was alert worthy. Maybe I should have warned the public about my motorcade wreaking havoc on traffic, street closures, etc. but I didn't think it was a safety concern.

Thanks again for all of the love and support, guys.

Oh, and Davidfree... I suggest you check yo self before you wreck yo self!

Bitch you trippin'! I was there with my borrowed taser, hoping enough commotion would breakout when you went BSC and I could squeeze off a close round undetected. You NCNS'ed on us and this will not go unpunished. Expect a NCNS in the Coed Forum soon.

No wonder the stock closed down 80¢ yesterday...

SP now all you need is for sheeple to post 6+ year old pics of you to stir up your fan base Originally Posted by fletch

Oh fletchy dont hate that your abs can't look as good as mine. Maybe lay of the cheeseburgers.

Can someone please post the "Dummies Guide to Sweater Puppies"? There seems to be a story here that this reader is clueless about.

SP now all you need is for sheeple to post 6+ year old pics of you to stir up your fan base Originally Posted by fletch

Welcome back fletch!! I had no idea this was referencing the 42 year old who calls herself a 32 year old.

Sweet!!!!!!!

Sorry SP.

I couldn't do the review. I rather not do a "No" review Originally Posted by Shep3.0

This hurts my little troll heart, I've been crying since I saw this post from you. After everything we have been through together, you want to give me a "No" review?

I'm keeping the baby, I don't care what you say!!!!

Welcome back fletch!! I had no idea this was referencing the 42 year old who calls herself a 32 year old.

Sweet!!!!!!! Originally Posted by ManSlut

Your just a sick old fuck who cant get laid even when you tryto pay for it.
Actually uglyslut im 34. If your going to post lies at least make them right.

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used a t-shirt cannon to launch "I heart SP" shirts into the crowd That's when the rioting and looting started, sorry about that.
Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

sorry isn't good enough.. I'm ashamed to admit I showed up, one of your cannon shots struck me in the head.. I tried to shake it off, but the rioting started, and someone stepped on my toe..

my Lawyer will be contacting your Lawyer..

This hurts my little troll heart, I've been crying since I saw this post from you. After everything we have been through together, you want to give me a "No" review?

I'm keeping the baby, I don't care what you say!!!! Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

I am not giving you a "No" review. I am not giving you a review...period.

Keep the baby. Just don't ask for child support or alimony.