kinkiest or craziest ways ever that...you hit the big O..

^^hilarious UC..

to expand, cool that
a. your chick hunts; and,
b. shooting a deer makes her horny; and
c. that doggy in a deer stand got the botha yas to the big o..

usually in a deer stand at about 5am, i nod off and bitch about the cold and the fact that that coffee barely got 1 eye open, never mind a killshot plus a nut..

px,
You're not doing that right.
More than needed safety straps, enough to hang the weapons, thermos, munchies, etc.
I can sleep in a tree, swamp, snow, etc.
But....
Sleep the afternoon before.
So... yes a pre-hunt whatnot.
The standing mish was her idea and she took it for her.

^^lol sir..

so anyone who's sort of watched my "story" unfold over the years in hints i've dropped occasionally in various contexts knows i can't stand my hoa. they sued me once-totally silly lawsuit that cost me a fortune-and ruined our complex with toxic molds, as well as tried to steal my house by fraud.
now i have 5 active lawsuits against the scumbags and a disbarment hearing coming up for their scumbag atty.

note to self: if you're going to pick a fight with a bro who's a mixed mutt of a thing with some human, some pitbull, and some tasmanian devil mixed together. pick, like, a poodle, you know? these poor fuckers sleep very badly, which is like, super funny to me. and two of them are about to get indicted, which is even funnier.

anyways, whenever i get a chance for a lil schadenfreude, i take it.

this story has some similarities to gangolf's. so i'm swimming in one of our pools, and i happened to walk past a recirculation water jet that was surprisingly powerful, and..sexy.

so i figured, fuck it, let's have a lil fun. i grab my phone and park my crotch right in front of this water jet thingee. i start scrolling through the news while i'm basically getting a sexy rubdown. and i stayed there, just like that, until i exploded in my swim trunks, never dropping a hint of the sexy mayhem happening below. swam around to make sure i didn't have jizz cumming out of my swim trunks, got out, toweled off, n had a great effin day.

this story has some similarities to gangolf's. so i'm swimming in one of our pools, and i happened to walk past a recirculation water jet that was surprisingly powerful, and..sexy.

so i figured, fuck it, let's have a lil fun. i grab my phone and park my crotch right in front of this water jet thingee. i start scrolling through the news while i'm basically getting a sexy rubdown. and i stayed there, just like that, until i exploded in my swim trunks, never dropping a hint of the sexy mayhem happening below. swam around to make sure i didn't have jizz cumming out of my swim trunks, got out, toweled off, n had a great effin day. Originally Posted by pxmcc

So, this v was you???
http://youtu.be/dcS1qFnQHEI

So, this v was you???
http://youtu.be/dcS1qFnQHEI Originally Posted by Michael8219

no, because i can't swim for shit. all my swimmers just straight up drowned, and quickly. i'm a sorry case cause i have 2 siblings who made it to state 5A, one in butterfly and the other in freestyle.

i can go distance just cause of cardio but my technique is abysmal. zero swimming talent whatsoever.

c'mon ladies. fuck this shyness act..

so this happened to me twice at strip clubs in h-town, once at Club Onyx and once at Gold Diggers.

at Onyx, getting a hot table dance from a cute mixed ebony spinner with some dangerous curves-the danger is addiction btw lol-and starts grabbing my cock with her booty muscles up, moving it up and down her asscrack. we were both extremely wet from the bump and grind. she grabbed my cock with her starfish and used kegels-i was still fully clothed, btw-to start milking my cock of precum until..i finallyexploded right there and then. lol

Here’s my story at strip club and got a dance from very hot girl she starts off sliding her leg up and down looking me in eyes and she continued I guess seeing I was enjoying it slid her leg up further to her foot and toes and let me say I lost that battle and she just smiled really big

^^hilarious sir..

No question-in a threesome, I go to town in mish with girl one legs pinned back to her ears. As I get close, girl two buries her tongue in my ass while I'm still pumping. Just an enormous full body orgasm, especially if she keeps at it through the whole load.

^^well done sir. very well done..

(sorry about the typos. still can't edit from my phone for some reason.)

this was a fun nut for her..

so fbsm expert nicolette was always one of my best sessions every week. she was a slim tall ebony with a voice like a Siren. smooth and soft and enchanting, a deep alto..

so one her vibe was, "i'm extremely horny.."

i was like, "no worries, i got this.."

i asked her if i could lead for a bit, and i got back a sultry deep alto, "please.."

she's wearing hot secretary clothes. i start to unbutton her tight shirt and tear it off. then, i left her bra on but slid one of her perky boobs out of its enclosure. i sucked around her exposed boob but never gave that rock-hard nipple any satisfaction. (payback for all her merciless edging..)

asked her to turn around, and i under her clasp and zipper from behind. i, slowly, began to slide her tight down. then i moved her thong panties clockwise and counterclockwise, but not down just yet..

(to be continued..)

Several years back a close friend said she wanted to re-live some stuff from her youth, namely car sex. She had the spot, so away we go! She's skirt up, no panties, had in the car, knees on the passenger seat... ass up and out of the car. I'm feet on the ground behind her giving it the closest thing to hell i can. It's daylight, we're behind what we both assumed was an abandoned building of some kind. I hear gravel crunch under tires but it takes a second to realize that's what it is, I was distracted and all. Then it hits me, and I tell her. She made it a little hard to back away and get my pants up, she was distracted too. Up come the pants, I got about three steps toward the call of the car as a truck rounds the corner and into sight. That, the incredible sex we had been having, and the feeling of my pants against my hard on were too much. I almost fell down nutting all in my drawers. I wave to couple (late 50's) in the truck as I stagger step to the drivers seat and drive away getting dirty looks. Then the friend noticed the wet spot and laughed like a lunatic. Good times.