Potato in Vagina

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I suspect the mom's advice was given in the spirit of "put a penny between your knees", and the poor girl took it literally. But hey, it prolly worked- would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie?
chicagoboy's Avatar
She should've used an authentic Whore-Ida potato.
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When I was in middle school I did a report on birth control myths. Among the usual beliefs that you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex and other common myths, I came across a rather bizarre myth.

Somewhere out there, a woman with 9 children and counting believes that she can't get pregnant if she is wearing high heels during sex. After the first few pregnancies she probably switched to sling back pumps thinking that would solve the problem

I have to wonder - with a spud shoved up the vajayjay, how on earth did she find room for a cock?? Talk about crowded. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

A high school kid has developed a very effective birth control pill. A girl just holds it between her knees.

JR
JRLawrence's Avatar
I should have read this thread through to the end. It seems that everyone already knows the pill between your knees joke.

JR
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She should've used an authentic Ida-WHORE potato. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
FTFU no thanks needed
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FTFU no thanks needed Originally Posted by RandB fan
Sorry, Spud, but your "fix" was weak. I-da-Ho potato would have been much funnier.

Back to good puns: Someone should've warned that girl about the drawbacks of carbo-loading. The guy who hit on her must have been a masher.
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would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie? Originally Posted by Bijou Neko


Not me personally no, but never underestimate the depravity of humanity


Not me personally no, but never underestimate the depravity of humanity Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Yeah, when you put it that way... there's prolly some dude out there with a Cthulhu fetish who'd be all up in that!
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So was it a baby red or a yukon gold... Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
Idaho Russet?
Or perhaps a Fingerling?
Reminds me of a variation, the infamous "Banana Cutter" from a club near the old Clark AB in the Phillipines. Whole banana inserted, and then small chunks were fired at the patrons seated near the stage. High end entertainment.
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I suspect the mom's advice was given in the spirit of "put a penny between your knees", and the poor girl took it literally. But hey, it prolly worked- would YOU bang someone with potato roots growing out of her coochie? Originally Posted by Bijou Neko

Probably pretty sound advise, much like, or no worse than, the "just say no" version of sex education.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
I can imagine a scene where the guy wants Daty from this girl and she answers.

. . . "Well Sure honey, but would you like fries with your order?"



pyramider's Avatar
When she is on rag she can mention ketchup.
I hear u can get knocked up by doing cim. So I avoid lol!
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Well, that is actually just another misconception as I suspect you already know.

. . .Sperm has a high protein content and like milk will do your body good.





I hear u can get knocked up by doing cim. So I avoid lol! Originally Posted by Devon Derriere
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