I could never do it.
I feel like she would always be comparing sex with me to all the great sex that she had with the multitude of other guys.
I am pretty insecure about my sexual abilities.
Can you imagine if that happened. Asking her how her week went would go something like this:OMG... I was enjoying a dinner at Season 52 and just had a sip of wine when I read your response. I spit out my wine all across the table.
"Well, it was just another one of flat backing to save up for my Gucci purses, building my 200 pair of shoes collection and my boob/ass job. I did encounter three of the most ugliest guys I've ever seen, but I also had two guys who had such large dicks that I felt as if I had a corn cob stuck up my ass afterwards after the session was over. There was also a few guys who had such small dicks when hard that I had to do everything I could to keep from laughing. By the way, how is the complexion on my face since I have been doing this line of work and I finally took the plunge this week and swallowed multiple loads of guys this week? No sex for a bit sweetie because I am just burned out and need a break. How was your week, honey?".
Then you reply, "I figured you would have had enough dick for a little bit, so I had to call on some other call girls (your competition), one was a complete spinner who rocked my world and has a tighter pussy, but remember, I will still come home to you sweetheart. On the drama boards, I did have some run-ins with a couple of jaded hookers who obviously have nothing better to do since rarely they are actually in a session, try to explain to me what my expectations should be for my donation, aka, tell me how the cow eats the cabbage and how they are doing me a favor by taking my money. I am so glad you believe in customer service!". Originally Posted by Wile E Coyote
Can you imagine if that happened. Asking her how her week went would go something like this:
"Well, it was just another one of flat backing to save up for my Gucci purses, building my 200 pair of shoes collection and my boob/ass job. I did encounter three of the most ugliest guys I've ever seen, but I also had two guys who had such large dicks that I felt as if I had a corn cob stuck up my ass afterwards after the session was over. There was also a few guys who had such small dicks when hard that I had to do everything I could to keep from laughing. By the way, how is the complexion on my face since I have been doing this line of work and I finally took the plunge this week and swallowed multiple loads of guys this week? No sex for a bit sweetie because I am just burned out and need a break. How was your week, honey?".
Then you reply, "I figured you would have had enough dick for a little bit, so I had to call on some other call girls (your competition), one was a complete spinner who rocked my world and has a tighter pussy, but remember, I will still come home to you sweetheart. On the drama boards, I did have some run-ins with a couple of jaded hookers who obviously have nothing better to do since rarely they are actually in a session, try to explain to me what my expectations should be for my donation, aka, tell me how the cow eats the cabbage and how they are doing me a favor by taking my money. I am so glad you believe in customer service!". Originally Posted by Wile E Coyote