Gents here is your chance, ladies pay attention

Centexlicker's Avatar
Please don't call my cock a penis unless you want to see it shrink back into a pee pee. Originally Posted by gjetson

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
Centexlicker's Avatar
Be clean and fresh, and if you shave then be freshly shaved not two days old.
Sir Hardin Thicke's Avatar
Clearly define your services. GFE to me (or us) may not be the same meaning to you. I've been with ladies who say they are GFE but it turns out they are only full service. Meaning? They'll let me put it in but won't kiss me, etc.
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I personally don't mind the wet hair; I think it's sexy! As far as incalls go; I do like it to be neat and clean; I am not perfect and do not expect perfection; but clutter and dirt are very distracting to me. I hate when I go to the bathroom and there is no soap or a hand towel to dry my hands with. I always wash my hands when I arrive; and I am clean when I get there; I don't think expecting the same is a bad thing at all. I do like to feel that whomever I am with at the time is having as good a time as I am; and if I am doing something wrong; or not the way you like it; please tell me.... I can take constructive criticism. I have made what I think are some lasting friendships with some of you ladies in ATX; and if I am coming back to see you; that means I felt welcome and safe; and if you let me return; I must have done something right; even if it was just being clean; polite;and a gentleman.....
BTW Sophia: You may call my penis a cock if you like; even though it's not that big..
harkontume's Avatar
hmmm...

There are probably as many personal peves as there are persons. For instance: Talking about your kids... I am fine with that in the "afterglow" or cuddle portion. It is personal contact with a fellow human being after doing the most intimate thing two people can do.

But some are just common sense and are probably well known but not always followed.
1. Dont eat onions before the appointment.. please
2. Have some makeup on .. show your best side ... give a damn
3. Wear a nurse uniform and ask about my penis..
4. Wear a cop uniform and tell me to hand over that cock
5. TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE
6. IF I have taken the trouble to shave and trim the boys.. Take a hint!
7. I pay attention to the time myself. I have other things to do also. Like make some money to see you again. A visible clock that I can casually refer to helps a lot.
8. If you want to see me again.. tell me. That is kinda nice
9. Stay half undressed as I leave.. I dont know why but thats kinda sexy
10. If you don't have fun ,, I won't have fun and I won't return.
sixxbach's Avatar
oh yeah......... turn off the TV!
sterling1's Avatar
SB; Thanks; I forgot that one too! And the phone! Those are complete turn offs for me. Good music is a nice touch as lond as it isn't loud...
LadiesFan's Avatar
Really? If a girls called your penis a cock this would be points off on a session? Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
LOL... no, it wouldn't be points off of a session. It is not the word "cock" that could trouble me. It's when a lady says something that is totally untrue, and she says it to boost my ego, that I get uncomfortable.

"I am not hung like a horse, I have a penis, not a cock. Please don't tell me that it's big... that just makes things awkward. some moaning is ok, don't act like I am splitting you in two, fake acting distracts me."

LF
Randall Creed's Avatar
Good thread.

Many good points so far.

Freshness: goes a long way. applies to both parties. feel free to do a self check 10 minutes before I knock on the door.

Smelling good/sweet: not to be confused with #1. having a sweet smell makes me fight the urge to pop the whole session. drives me wild.

Spritzing: don't spray your tits/neck/belly button/inner thigh or any area where my TONGUE might travel to. eating perfume is a complete buzzkill and totally ruined the afterglow for me once. I was actually sick for two days after that session. If you insist upon those areas smelling like skittles, make sure it's something that's gentle on the tongue (and stomach).

Panties: I like to peel off panties. Leave 'em on. If I want the pussy I gotta take 'em off, right?

Climax: don't pull me out as I'm cumming INTO THE CONDOM!! If you're THAT worried about breakage perhaps you should seek another profession. I understand you're not trying to get pregnant (or worse). I'm not trying to get you pregnant. I'd know when a condom has broken. I also know how it feels BEFORE it breaks (tight on my head and/or feels dry), and I'd act accordingly (by pulling out and re-lubing, or switching altogether). A lubed condom is damn near unbreakable, so let me pump through my cumstrokes. If you want to hold it as I pull out, I have no problem with that.

These are all I can think of at the moment.

And yes, you can call my penis a cock....or even a dick. We're not in anatomy class.

Elephant's Avatar
oh yeah......... turn off the TV! Originally Posted by sixxbach
AMEN!!>.. I was dining on a cute young spinner in Houston awhile back and she was busy checking out Daniel Craig's sculpted bod in Casino Royale....lol....

Sadly I was never able to make her double "O"....
VictoriaLyn's Avatar
This is a great thread..I hope more gents voice some more.I had always wish more people could be honest and just say what needs to be said..If I am informed they I can change and have much more respect for those respect me enough to let me know

..I am very guilty of having wet hair..Its not because I was half-ass getting ready but because I like to be super duper clean fresh out of the shower with-in 15/20 min of your arrival and I have very long hair and it would take me a good 45 mins to blow dry it with out it turning all poofy and messy looking
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Honestly, the closer a woman can get to just screwing for fun and enjoying herself, the closer I am to enjoying myself. It's almost as if the more concerned the woman is about getting pleasure for herself, the more pleasure I gain for myself. I also appreciate women that have no problem asking for what they want. I generally tend to respond in kind as I enjoy most forms of sex. That can include just about anything with the few exceptions of any form of excrement, severe pain (I'm pretty resistant to pain though, so severe pain in my book is normally the type that would cause semi permanent scaring), or any form of gay, though not lesbian, sex. Totally down with hot bi women, though I'm sure that's in no way unique.

As for what I don't like, bad teeth, prominent stretch marks (though not motherhood), and any form of wasting my time as I have none to waste. My main reason for being involved here is, in theory, to save time. As it is, it is often almost as bad as dating when it comes to eating up my time. That's really my biggest annoyance. Pretty much an NCNS is a great way to completely piss me off permanently.
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THINGS THAT LIKELY WILL KEEP ME AWAY

1. Body odor. There is no bigger turn-off.

2. Messy incall. Don't leave clothes, magazines, etc. strewn about.

3. Mentioning the amount of time we have left. I've had this happen just once, with 15 minutes left! Otherwise, the lady was wonderful ... but I never returned.

4. Acting as if you're in a hurry to get me off and out the door. This is an easy thing for most guys to sense. I had it happen a few years ago with a lady I've seen many times, and I haven't been back since.

5. Talking about personal difficulties. I'm a good listener, but not when I'm on the clock.

6. Not strongly resembling posted photos. If you've gained 15 pounds or changed your hair drastically, please have new pics that reflect that.


THINGS THAT WILL HELP BRING ME BACK

1. Perfect grooming. I'm a face and hair guy as much as I am a breasts, butt and legs guy. Look the way you would when trying to impress someone you're meeting for the first time in real life. Smelling great is part of this. It can be something as simple as a light vanilla scent.

2. Greet me at the door with a genuine smile, warm hug and a prolonged, sensual LFK. Nothing better than a beautiful lady making me feel special from the start.

3. Asking how I've been or how my day is going, and doing it in a sincere manner. Again, it's something that makes a guy feel special.

4. Offering something to drink. The last lady I saw offered white wine. We shared a glass, chatted a bit and she sent the remaining half-bottle home with me. She didn't have to do that, but it was a very nice touch.

5. Letting me know what you like with low-key verbal cues. If you're enjoying DATY, don't hesitate to vocalize a bit. But, never use worn-out porn flick lines such as "ohhhh, baby, YES! YES!! YES!!" I think we all prefer genuine over fake (unless we're talking about very well-done man-mades)

6. Offering a warm washcloth for cleaning up. Just a nice finishing touch.

7. Giving me a long, sensual kiss and warm hug just before I'm out the door. Send me off with something that will make me want to come back.
A penis is something in a text book. Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
I've heard of pressing flowers in a book but that's a unique little hobby you've got there. How many so far?

I can't stand it when a provider makes a soft appointment based on how her mood is the next day. That just leaves me dangling. "Let's say 7 sweetie but I have some errands to run tomorrow and I might be hungover still so I'll call you around 5 to let you know."

Seriously?

Eye contact during a BJ is awesome but don't just bob up and down while you stare at me. That's a little creepy.

And speaking of blowjobs... no hands. I can do that. I want your lips. And tongue. Make love to my penis/cock with your mouth.

Also, little nibbles on the earlobes and neck make me feel like a king.

And, finally, it's always okay to smile or laugh. It's fun, isn't it?

Okay, well at least I'm having fun...
I'm a big fan of accurate descriptions and pictures. Being honest about this scores you a lot more points in my book than being perfect.

As for what I like:

1. Please don't just go through the motions. We're not all wealthy. Some of us save up for weeks or even months to spend a little time with you because....well we think you're really awesome. A little bit of tenderness goes a long way.

2. Little kisses on the neck make me feel like you want me too.

3. I like it when you undress me. I don't know why, but this kind of turns me on.

4. Just a few minutes of talking and getting to know you before make during much more intimate.

5. If you like something I'm doing, or would like me to do it another way let me know. I really do want you to enjoy our time together as well.

6. Start out by giving me a lap dance. This is by far my number one favorite way to warm up. If you sneak in a few kisses all over my body and undress me while giving me the lamp dance then transition into oral and full service with a few different positions you've just fulfilled a long time fantasy of mine, and have become my new atf.