I haven't been to a strip joint in a good long while. I used to dig them and have some reliable dancers who would go the extra, I mean fucking extra mile with a smile. D**D** at Tiff's was one, but that was years ago now and she's probably retired and/or not in S.A. anymore. Not to sound racist, but I do get a little bored with the sameyness of AMPs*, but I also don't really trust the crap shoot of calling providers anymore. Too many lackluster experiences and shady locations for me AMPs are way more consistent, you basically know what you're getting.
*I have gotten very lucky with an AMP and managed a few perks that some may find unusual, but that's not going to happen everywhere.