Go the the beach...
Whoa, wait! Better wear a football helmet if you go on playa with coco locos...I was on one once and a coconut fell down and killed this poor victim. I swear!
You allegedly posted this hoohaa fable & nag in response to being nagged to suck cock raw. Some tricks will nag and beg to test any girl's limits, even hot ones. Nothing new there, deal with it or get out the business. Everybody hates fuk'n naggers; now go away, nagger.
Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak
More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
Moral is....If you go to coconut beach stay in the F-ing water.
May want to wear a swimsuit fashioned out of chum as well,
just in case.
Eating coconuts is same though right??.......WRONG!!!
Several people chock to death each year on improperly masticated
coconut meat.
OP, do what you feel is safe for you and don't let some STD riddled
F-Tard talk you into something, even though it may be his dying
wish, as he asks while chewing on some delicious fresh coconut
meat, while standing under a lovely shady coconut tree.