An encounter so bad you created an ECCIE account just to talk about it

And on that note, I have been eager to respond to your review and your other comments on the thread Originally Posted by Alexa_Allure

It would take an amount of time I neither have nor desire to waste on you to dissect the clusterfuck of idiosyncrasies, resemblant to a pinball machine in your brain, which resulted in such a delusional view of our encounter. So I will simply leave you with a word of advice for any future encounters with your victims, Originally Posted by Alexa_Allure

For someone who doesn't have the time or desire to respond (or was it that you were eager to respond? -- I'm not sure since you claimed to be both in your rambling and incoherent rebuttal), you sure gave this alot of time and consideration. And your simple, last word of advice dragged on for two more paragraphs and four times as many ideas... So, get your shit together, sister.

FWIW, I like your tits and I want to cum on them.

I don't know, but I'd damn sure stick my face in it ..........

FWIW, I like your tits and I want to cum on them.

I don't know, but I'd damn sure stick my face in it ..........

His cum or her tits?
LOL

Ive been gone too long, didnt miss the constant bullshit tho.


But nice write up Alexa!!

I know, it IS hard to believe, since your review made it so blatantly clear that your pet donkey would have been a wiser choice than seeing me. Originally Posted by Alexa_Allure

The donkey's overnight fee is much cheaper.

Sorry for your poor experience. I've read both sides and it's clear neither party would welcome a repeat encounter. As to length of both the review and response, Pascal once said "this letter is so long because I lack the time to make it shorter." Best to both, sounds like lessons learned for all involved.

Ok shot caller...I still say you're a Rip Off Bitch who should have given dude at least half his shit back...but that's just me!!!

Ask Dorothy about Asian dudes.

So the dude pays 2 grand for 12 hours and after 3 or 6 hours (defending on who is telling the story) basically climbs out the bathroom window to get away from her. That is all the information I need to know.

Ok shot caller...I still say you're a Rip Off Bitch who should have given dude at least half his shit back...but that's just me!!!

Originally Posted by Island_Gent

Yea, I kinda feel you on that one IG! Oh well, on to the next one...

Yea, I kinda feel you on that one IG! Oh well, on to the next one... Originally Posted by TheDr

Based on his previous feedback I'm more than sure that was just some kind of inside joke by IG.

This guy.. I like this guy. Funny stuff.

Alexa you are one of the best i've ever seen. Don't worry about this idiot.

Ok shot caller...I still say you're a Rip Off Bitch who should have given dude at least half his shit back...but that's just me!!!

Originally Posted by Island_Gent

Yea, I kinda feel you on that one IG! Oh well, on to the next one... Originally Posted by TheDr

I normally never post in the open forums, but this isn’t fair. Per the comment below, he left without her even knowing he left. She never had the opportunity to refund him part or all of the fee being that he just up and left without any warning or word.

Yep. When he got up and left without saying a word he was on a mission. lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

I normally never post in the open forums, but this isn’t fair. Per the comment below, he left without her even knowing he left. She never had the opportunity to refund him part or all of the fee being that he just up and left without any warning or word. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

I agree. Maybe she would have offered him some back had he discussed it but I don't think she should have refunded him anything. They had sex it was not very good and it was his choice to jump up and leave despite the chemistry and disappointment issues on both sides. Just because you pay for an ON it doesn't mean you get to do things not on the menu or just have your merry way the whole night. He knew when he first saw her he wasn't attracted to her and yet he still laid down his 2k and chocolate cake. - LOL.

I've told him I appreciated his honest review but this is on him. He's a vet at this game he knew the risks going in.

I normally never post in the open forums, but this isn’t fair. Per the comment below, he left without her even knowing he left. She never had the opportunity to refund him part or all of the fee being that he just up and left without any warning or word. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

you assuming she is telling the truth the only thing for sure she got paid 2k. I don't think she needed to do a rebuttal. Her wk's were handling it for her just fine on the review