How to Fuck for Free

You can't fuck for free. I pay on average $$$$$ for a visit when I am on the road. It cost me about 10K+ per month to keep my wifes life style up and maybe get it 2-3 times per month at home. It is cost less on the road. Maybe it could be how to fuck for less!

Meet up with Rosy Palm...that's as free as it gets.

Used Rosy so much, I just wish I could like me for me.

With my puppy love gf when I was 15. After that, she could never get enough. She was cute as hell back then. Ran across her and her hubby a month or so ago and she was hot as hell. Now a fitness trainer and it was all I could do to be nice and not flirt. her hub was a big dude. I erred on the side of I'm to old for an ass kickin caution.

If you really want free pussy, go to Whole foods or Central Market.
Lots of skinny vegetarians and Cougars. You may get lucky.

one summer after high school, after tubing the guadalupe river near US 281, we got out of the river and laid on our inner tubes on the banks next to 8' embankment. she immediately pulled out lil delites [tho he had a different name back then] and inflated him very well. then she jumped on me cowgirl style and started bare bronc riding [this was in the 70's and she was on the pill, so no covers].

as she was having fun, we heard a loud crack and both freaked [there had been one or two incidents of landowners shooting at folks tubing "on their property"]. i got up to look [totally naked] but didnt see anyone.

i came back and changed positions so i was on top. i was just about to have my first cum w/ a woman, when a wild turkey went flying over our heads, leaving a trail of red/brown/white color across the sky [it and we were flying high]. i came as the trail slowly vanished. very surreal.

so, the environment and ambiance was kinda bizarre and stimulating, the sex less so as i came in just a few minutes. future encounters with her were better.
but not like any i've experienced in this sub-culture.

cost: gas from san antonio to the river and back.

If you really want free pussy, go to Whole foods or Central Market.
Lots of skinny vegetarians and Cougars. You may get lucky. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

LOL,true and vegetarians taste better.

Question Analisa,

Are you a vegetarian?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

We do need to catch up soon, Home Depot?

PPE

LOL,true and vegetarians taste better. Originally Posted by anova444

tastes great, healthy and non-fattening. yummy!

So, has anyone really come up with a good "free" way? Personally, I think Young BC has it about right!

So, has anyone really come up with a good "free" way? Personally, I think Young BC has it about right! Originally Posted by SouthernBorn

Looks like the closest you get to free pu$$y is in high school, maybe college. We wise up after that.

Yes, I am vegetarian.

Sadly, I do think Analisa is quite right. Women start realizing the power of their sex after high school. In high school they figure out how to get things being a girl, and after that they realize the power the whole enchilada has for them!

Mmmm... enchilada's! It's getting close to lunch!

Hey, I have absolutely no problem with that concept. I actually think that it is a very effective allocation of resources (geez, those business classes from college creep back into the mind at the strangest times).

Thanks for the thoughts!

Free pussy is still possible to get, most definitely. It costs when you keep hittin' the same pussy over and over again.

No such thing. The closest I got though was my high school GF. But she got knocked up. Said she was using BC. And of course it didn't help we f***ed like bunnies. Once with her dad asleep on the couch in the next room. The cost? Parents didn't want me around anymore. But it takes 2 to tango, go figure.