Thanks for the offer but no thanks.. "no rest for the wicked here" lol.. BUT HEY.. I GOTTA GREAT IDEA THAT WILL END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! I will give ya a free date with one of my girls...(see hon i'm really not that poor) and then we will know if ya have female organs ...
Originally Posted by annie@christophers
I don't want any of your girls, Annie
I WANT YOU !!!
You ... me ... a bottle of wine ... three hours of GFE where YOU show ME your skills. I'll show you what you need to verify I'm not a woman and I'll let you do more than look - you can test it all out for yourself ... as many times as you want babe. If I have a good time - I'll gladly stay an extra hour and give you some lessons in the English language - pro bono sweetheart!
Of course - since I don't trust you to tell the truth - I'll insist on a video tape of the session and two copies made - one for each of us. This has to be done - otherwise you'll come back here claiming I begged you to ram shit up my brown trout chute. I've seen you do this before here!
When it's all done ... I'll report back here and give you a review - and since you don't think I really talk like a man - that review will be in the language I believe you think "real men" use - it'll be brutally honest and I hope you can handle it. It'll be complete with a full and accurate physical description ... including any flaws - but I'm sure you don't have any so why sweat that?
Deal?
Oh and ... if I turn out to be a man - then you come back here, throw up a showcase and an "open for business" sign so other guys can experience the sexual wonders of ANNIE. All of us will post our reviews on you in the INDEPENDENT SECTION! That's what you've been begging for isn't it Annie?
LMFAO!
If you don't like that deal ... then you can PM me and I'll give you the name of the bar I work at and when I'll be working. You can come down - or send one of your girls - they don't even have to identify themselves - I work the door and they come see me - and if they need to grab some junk to verify my "dude-age" well I'll make the sacrifice. I'll even buy you / them drinks.