+1 for David Douchehurst. I felt like a dyslexic kid trying to read "The Color Purple" to figure out his posts at the start, but once I figured out what the hell he was saying, it was always either funny or really fantastic input.
Originally Posted by JennsLolli
Mebbe y'all kin read yerself a l'il Faulkner a-fore ya read mah posts to give yerself a warm-up so's ya don't strain yer eyeballs, l'il missy. And I ain't a-talkin' 'bout Larry Faulkner, tha guy that used ta run UT. That ol' sumbitch is one borin' pen-day-hoe. Ah damn near fell asleep playin' cards with the sumbitch listen' ta him blabber on an on while he took ferever to bid. It's just cards, mutherfucker. Bid an' play on!