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I was a geeky nerd (a Napoleon Dynamite), socially awkward, okay looking face, a nobody. Now I was going to be sent to TDCJ after my conviction, and awaiting trial, but I was out on bond. I realized that rather than involuntarily losing my virginity in jail to Tyrone, Eduardo, and Jamal, I decided to do something about it. Getting raped in jail is a terrible fate. So I said fuck no! to that and decided to give my "virginity" to a hooker. I got me a beautiful one, a beautiful Irish redhead escort named Haley with green eyes, and beautiful manmades ... and I gave it to her.
This is how I lost my virginity and joined the hobby at the same time. Btw, the felony case against me was dismissed during the trial after my lawyer was able to find a procedural mistake in how the police handled the evidence against me, both of his motions to suppress and then dismiss were allowed by the judge.