The 5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear

Is ________ your real name?

How many guys do you see?

How many money do you make?

Do we REALLY need the condom?

Sorry, I have to cancel.

I'm sorry." your pussy stinks"

According to today's exchange rate, that is a fat tip too.

Will You Have My Baby?

Do Condoms Have Expiration Dates?

. . .and these two go together:

Do You Give Green Discounts?
I Used A Recycled Condom.

donation? I thought we were on a different LEVEL ??!!??

I cant seem to cum.
Can I stay another hour?
wont kill you to swallow.
Can you make it tighter
Did I say to stop?
Can I bring a friend/buddy?
I cant get enough greek!
Can we shoot a video?
Are those your real breasts?
how about round number five?
Will you take a check?
Is your ----- sore yet?
I took TWO viagra today!
Just ignore that little rash.
Could you scratch my ass?
It always smells/tastes like that.
You sound/look/act like my wife/girlfriend.
Buy one, get one free?
Would you like a boyfriend?
Are you having your period?
My doctor says it's curable.
You're my third date today!
Go ahead, pull my finger!
I always bring 5 condoms!
Is your mom a provider?
Can I tie you up?
You need a larger menu.
Mind if I bite you?
Oops, got the wrong hole.
May I take a nap?
and...
I promise not to c.i.m. !

"I think your toilet's broken."

"You have the right to...."

"Didn't we date in highschool?"

"My squad commander recommended you."

you have a big pussy.
your boobs really sag alot
nice hair on your ass
please go wipe your ass
I need my money back
the toilet will not flush
can you pop that pimple?
the scab will go away
you look a little cheesy

"Since I call you once a month, you should lower the rate for me because I'm loyal..." Lol, No!

hi... my name is... bubbajay

I promise not to c.i.m. ! Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

i hate to be a stickler...but that is 7 words, sir

4th shot on goal ok? BEEN ASKED A VARIATION OF
one more time in butt
swallow twice in an hour? BEEN ASKED
my buddy finish my hour?
would you take a check? BEEN ASKED
you look older and fatter
i didn't shower yet today HEARD IT
my cum tastes great right HEARD IT
ass to mouth on menu?
you really like facials right? HEARD A VARIATION OF
I fuck your roomate instead?
ran into your parents outside Originally Posted by petiteassman

I cant seem to cum. HEARD IT
Can I stay another hour? BEEN ASKED
wont kill you to swallow.
Can you make it tighter
Did I say to stop? HEARD A VARIATION OF
Can I bring a friend/buddy? HEARD IT
I cant get enough greek! HEARD IT
Can we shoot a video? HEARD IT
Are those your real breasts?
how about round number five?
Will you take a check? again...BEEN ASKED
Is your ----- sore yet? BEEN ASKED
I took TWO viagra today! HEARD IT
Just ignore that little rash.
Could you scratch my ass? BEEN ASKED
It always smells/tastes like that.
You sound/look/act like my wife/girlfriend. HEARD IT
Buy one, get one free? BEEN ASKED
Would you like a boyfriend? BEEN ASKED
Are you having your period?
My doctor says it's curable.
You're my third date today!
Go ahead, pull my finger!
I always bring 5 condoms!
Is your mom a provider?
Can I tie you up? BEEN ASKED
You need a larger menu.
Mind if I bite you? BEEN ASKED
Oops, got the wrong hole.
May I take a nap? BEEN ASKED A VARIATION OF
and...
I promise not to c.i.m. ! Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

hi... my name is... bubbajay
Originally Posted by bubbaJay

That is cute...

Does Tia travel to Dallas?

(hey, that's five words!)

My wife found your number.
Does your daughter provide also?
Can I bring my gerbil?
Am I your best client?
You're the worst ho ever.
Do you do bare back?