Alcee Hastings Drops it on Texas Like It's Hot

Hastings started it with his unsolicited remark about Texas.

Well, fuck him.

And I just love John Stewart's antics. Like a kid sitting in 6th grade class who just heard the teacher cut a fart. Originally Posted by Jackie S

You don't know that. We are only looking at a short clip. You have no idea what was said before by that douchbag, uptight jizzeater.

In America, sometimes we have to put up with these sleazy types........he is a joke....and his own community knows it. What is funny is Alcee Hastings playing the stereotypical ole black man don't give a fuck shit talk...he's a grandpops with a cadillac and a girlfriend with a wife on the side !



at 2:25..........

I have to agree with Jackie on this.

What exactly was funny about what Hastings said?

Basically he said that he hated Texas and would not live there for all the tea in China. Which is mighty strange coming from somebody from Florida.

I think most people in this country would rather move to Texas than move to Florida.

Stewart tried to make it funny with his antics, but that is his addition not Hastings. Originally Posted by ExNYer

I'm sure there are some kids you could be yelling at to get off your lawn.

When you start with 'basically' and try to break down a joke, you're doing it wrong. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine, but don't try and analyze it. I wouldn't set foot in texas if I didn't have to, but that's just me. Hastings wasn't trying to be funny, that's why it's funny. That point is lost on you. Completely.

I hope Hastings keeps it up; he plays the fool and Texas looks a whole lot better compared to Florida.

Imagine your a corporate relocation considering Orlando or Austin with 300 jobs. Where do you think you might decide after a kook like Hastings goes unleashed?

He is a man who has to run from his past. Hiding his impeachment as a judge (read his bio).
http://alceehastings.house.gov/biography/

I hope Hastings keeps it up; he plays the fool and Texas looks a whole lot better compared to Florida.

Imagine your a corporate relocation considering Orlando or Austin with 300 jobs. Where do you think you might decide after a kook like Hastings goes unleashed? Originally Posted by Whirlaway

Every state has a kook like Hastings. Next. It comes down to money. Always has.

and it's you're, not your.

If you are going to play school marm you should get your own act in order....

Every state has a kook like Hastings. Next. It comes down to money. Always has.

and it's you're, not your. Originally Posted by WombRaider

And (with a capital)...btw, sentences shouldn't begin with the word "and"....

If you are going to play school marm you should get your own act in order....



And (with a capital)...btw, sentences shouldn't begin with the word "and".... Originally Posted by Whirlaway

You can absolutely start a sentence with 'and', as well as 'but'. You wouldn't know that though, because you're a fucking illiterate cocktard. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

"perfectly respectable writers employ this disputed usage, and have done since Anglo-Saxon times. Many grammar and usage experts have also tried to squash this myth, but it seems to be set in stone."

Like you say it (not starting a sentence with and) is disputed; but set in stone...But what isn't disputed is capitalizing And.

But you are a typical liberal nut...rules are for everyone else.

You want to play school marm then I suggest you start policing your own mistakes.

You can absolutely start a sentence with 'and', as well as 'but'. You wouldn't know that though, because you're a fucking illiterate cocktard. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

"perfectly respectable writers employ this disputed usage, and have done since Anglo-Saxon times. Many grammar and usage experts have also tried to squash this myth, but it seems to be set in stone." Originally Posted by WombRaider

Aside from John Stewart's juvenile antics, what's so humorous about Rep Hasting's rude, unprofessional, and ignorant behavior? Originally Posted by Jackie S

It was certainly rude, but I am not sure about the ignorant part.

The Daily show video clip did not give enough context about the person with whom he was interacting, nor what they were arguing about.

If attacking another person/state is grounds for un-professionalism, then the majority of Congress would be guilty.

Every state has a kook like Hastings. Next. It comes down to money. Always has.

and it's you're, not your. Originally Posted by WombRaider

True. My US Representative is Sheila Jackson Lee. As moronic as Mr. Hasting might try to be, nobody can hold a candle to ole Sheila when it comes to being a complete idiot.

True. My US Representative is Sheila Jackson Lee. As moronic as Mr. Hasting might try to be, nobody can hold a candle to ole Sheila when it comes to being a complete idiot. Originally Posted by Jackie S

My condolences jackie S.......

Maxine Waters.

-“We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and particularly Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines.” (fannie mae and mac went bankrupt, we had the 2007 meltdown, Raines walked away with a $30 million bonus check).

True. My US Representative is Sheila Jackson Lee. As moronic as Mr. Hasting might try to be, nobody can hold a candle to ole Sheila when it comes to being a complete idiot. Originally Posted by Jackie S

Maxine Waters.

-“We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and particularly Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines.” (fannie mae and mac went bankrupt, we had the 2007 meltdown, Raines walked away with a $30 million bonus check). Originally Posted by Whirlaway

That could be a Reality TV Game Show. "Are you dumber than Sheila Jackson Lee or Maxine Waters".

Contestants would be judged on whether they could give a more assinine answer to simple questions than either. Typical question...."On which celestial body did we plant the U.S. Flag".

But then, there is always this guy........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

your stupid.. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

it's you're, not your. Originally Posted by WombRaider

I agree.

I agree. Originally Posted by DSK

Typical fucktard with nothing relevant to the OP. Hint: the post I was replying too was spelled the same way,idiot. Think that was why I did?????? DUUUUH