I suppose a more "convincing" response for the anti-Christ crowd would be ...
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs
The standards being imposed would certainly shorten trials ...
Just have the accused stand in front of the Jury and announce his/her plea.
The "Jury" can judge the accused's guilt or innocence by his/her tone and articulation.
AKA The "New Wave Due Process"!