Why Do You Hate Hearing the Truth?

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You can't handle the truth wimpy liberal! Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

maybe if you asked for a picture of his junk...

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I find there to be not a small amount of irony that members on a board dedicated to a covert, criminal activity that typically involves lies and betrayal of one of our society's most sacred vows (marriage) are preaching the sanctity of the truth. Originally Posted by jbravo_123

You are assuming everyone is married. Plenty of us are NOT.

maybe if you asked for a picture of his junk... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

JD ask's for a picture of your junk , not because he wanted to see it but just to see if you would do so!

Yea right JD, we believe ya!

What I worry about is a "natural" disastor and the authorities telling the refugees to take only a three day supply of food and clothing. Water will be provided along the way. You will be able to contact your families when we arrive. Leave all valuables behind. They will be here when you return after the emergency.

This is a same speech given to the Jews in the Warsaw ghetto when they were going to be transported to the camps. I wonder if people in New Orleans and New Jersey heard something simliar.



WTF, apparently only you and Whatzup are still interested in junk.

What I worry about is a "natural" disastor and the authorities telling the refugees to take only a three day supply of food and clothing. Water will be provided along the way. You will be able to contact your families when we arrive. Leave all valuables behind. They will be here when you return after the emergency.

This is a same speech given to the Jews in the Warsaw ghetto when they were going to be transported to the camps. I wonder if people in New Orleans and New Jersey heard something simliar.



WTF, apparently only you and Whatzup are still interested in junk. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

a natural disaster is a teacher thats so stupid he cant spell disaster ... you should worry about keeping your job.

You are assuming everyone is married. Plenty of us are NOT. Originally Posted by ExNYer

I don't assume everyone is married, but I do assume that there are a good number of people committing adultery on this board.

I don't assume everyone is married, but I do assume that there are a good number of people committing adultery on this board. Originally Posted by jbravo_123

+

a natural disaster is a teacher thats so stupid he cant spell disaster ... you should worry about keeping your job. Originally Posted by CJ7

+ keeping your job