Ruin a date with four words

I might have AIDS.
I support Donald Trump.
I support Hillary Clinton.
  • SCRAP
  • 09-26-2016, 09:08 PM
My handle is TexasLee. #toosoon? Originally Posted by hobbylover
That's fucking funny !!!!

Nice !!!!
Jessica4stacks's Avatar
Oops the condom broke.
Can I kiss you?
How many guys today?
I am the first?
are you on birth control?
tx Easy Rider's Avatar
my pimp is calling
my boyfriends right outside
my pimp is outside
(gives donation) ill be right back
Are you done yet
I have another waiting
It is going away
How about a tip
  • SCRAP
  • 05-15-2017, 01:40 PM
Do you have change ?
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I only have $80.
Don't answer my wife.
I'm falling in love.
My dick went soft.
"I smell your menstruation"
" I love you, honey"
"I have a penis"
Your brother was better
Just ignore the blisters
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  • JRod2
  • 05-15-2017, 09:19 PM
Alright, we're gonna take it there hahaha...

Chick, you fucking stink

You mind bathing first?

I came in you

Hey, am I in?

My ATF is tighter

Fuck! That's my wife
Mic drop...... by Andrea, Hilarious as hell!!!! LMFAO
I forgot my wallet
Is your mom hot?
  • SCRAP
  • 06-04-2017, 01:27 PM
Is your mom hot? Originally Posted by biggestbubba

Is your mom available ???
tx Easy Rider's Avatar
whats your friends number?