Because, we actually know the "real" story? We're not supposed to see ROS where he alleges he had us swinging from the ceiling fan and begging for mercy, when what really happened is: he laid back, we touched him, and it was all over.
I kid I kid! LOL. That has never happened! LOL. All men are wonderful lovers and I finally had to remove my ceiling fan! It was getting outta hand!
I don't read ROS, so I actually have no idea how they describe a session. And....I don't wanna. TMI. Some things are best when shared just between the parties. :-) No two people will actually perceive events the same even if a robot programmed to do something exactly the same way over and over with everyone was the subject in question. But, there are those who enjoy a great erotic story....I understand that.
Creative writing is alive and well! :-)