To the "DAWGS" and Male Sluts

That or his is a mandle.

You boys are just too cute...

Because she doesn't see redneck morons who can not even use spellcheck.
OPPORTUNITY Originally Posted by coltsevers

Redneck I may be. I missed a letter, my mistake. Ya got me, ya caught the tater!!!!

^^ Hugs babe. I don't care if you missed a letter. You're OK in my book

^^ Hugs babe. I don't care if you missed a letter. You're OK in my book Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Good to know you got my 6 P

What I personally appreciate about ~P's ShowCase bio is that its blunt without being abrasive. Just because there's no room for ambiguity as far as what is to be expected of a client during screening and the session itself doesn't mean the client is being dictated to. Based on the reviews it would seem as though she returns the favor for those who simplify the transition from pre-screen to session. Laying out all the rules & fees lets me know what the score is then-and-there so I can either a) select a different provider, or b) get my ducks in a row ahead of time so as to put her at ease quicker. There are some ladies with policies that I just can't acquiesce to, but its their rules. I merely move on. Pointless haggling and complaints just make it difficult for the cooperative clients.

Either colts a simp or she is colt. Either way, oh well.....

Either colts a simp or she is colt. Either way, oh well..... Originally Posted by Jeff010

+1

I read her Bio and there isn't free sex text listed, pen pal activity wasn't listed, she is straight to the point on conducting her business.She isn't a free answering service for lazy basement dwellers at mommies house.

See for yourself
Biography I'm fun-sized and have been described as flexible and bendable. On the outside I'm all business but on the inside I'm loads of fun.

I want to play just as badly as you do, but please save us both some time and share your provider reference, this will expedite this step. Just saying I have a lot of reviews is NOT going to make the cut. I need two recent provider references and a picture would be helpful so I know who you are when I open the door.

The gentlemen that I want to entertain to meet are those that pay attention, follow directions, and have good manners. This shows you are intelligent, educated and are willing to follow rules.

I look forward to meeting you.
H

Need time to schedule..
MFM if you are man enough!
Couples are fun!

Menu always includes greek! No BBFS!!! Not ever!
BBBJ, love it! No CIM.
COA,COT!

Likes I enjoy blowjobs and walks in the park.
Dislikes I'm open to most everything except CIM.
Favorite Food(s) Cock!

Since Seeking P pointed out yesterday that HP's showcase was not that inviting, it looks like Helen updated her showcase and added to it. So she did take P's advice

Inviting was not the topic, there were tards abusing the system of wanting free sex texting, time wasters wanting pen pal free service, and lazy tards that wouldn't read. Not reading won't change anything no matter how many times she revises her showcase.
Similar to the nasty tards that keep seeing P and she has a meltdown with her never ending threads about soap and water. The tards didn't read her complaints either because had the first thread worked there wouldn't be endless rants about it.
Count how many the threads about soap and water and get back to me.
Nevertheless, they won't read a rant because they get that from the wife.

At this point it is what it is. I'll spend my money elsewhere. Plenty of nice pleasent women call this region home.

Over and out!!!! The uneducated missed 1 letter moron.

What I personally appreciate about ~P's ShowCase bio is that its blunt without being abrasive. Just because there's no room for ambiguity as far as what is to be expected of a client during screening and the session itself doesn't mean the client is being dictated to. Based on the reviews it would seem as though she returns the favor for those who simplify the transition from pre-screen to session. Laying out all the rules & fees lets me know what the score is then-and-there so I can either a) select a different provider, or b) get my ducks in a row ahead of time so as to put her at ease quicker. There are some ladies with policies that I just can't acquiesce to, but its their rules. I merely move on. Pointless haggling and complaints just make it difficult for the cooperative clients. Originally Posted by n0laARIES87

Thank you so much n0laARIES87. You're such a kind gentleman

You promate hooker P's showcase with:

Oh, I HATE LIARS and I HATE DICK PICS if you send me one I will find you and cut it off and then stick a wire hanger up your ass!!!!

That is some sick, invitation that makes me cringe with terror. Shilling is not everyone's forte.

A showcase is sort of like a resume. It tells a potential employer all about your work history, and it educates and highlights the employer about your best work assets and talents and or skills for the job you are seeking.

A showcase should be a bio so to speak and it gives you opportunity to let others know about yourself and the type of person you are and what are your boundaries in this industry.

Every now and then, we as providers need to update out "resume", as we have done more things with our work history, and this will give a potential client more insight as to our latest endeavors.

Good luck everyone...

M.M.