Sex Related Injuries

My 2nd wife fell out of bed during a session, and being the gentleman I am, I got up to assist her. I took her hands and her feet slid on the carpet, and her big tonail sliced my big toenail in half and I had to go to the doctor to have it removed. Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi

You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol

LOL

You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I've broken 2 beds in the hobby and one bed outside the hobby. (Usually involved some kind of "being fucked off or into" the bed)

Have had way to many rug burned knees.

Sprained tongue once (from the ladies).

More days of refusing to drink citrus than I care to recall (yes guys, I work that hard at keepin the teeth off ya - but I do try to not show up to my day job not looking like I have a speech impediment. Low volume works for me.)

Anything's possible, man, since they're making pole-dancing an Olympic sport! :P Originally Posted by alluringava

The Female Penis Relays..... that would give new meaning to the words... wait for it..... "I'm cummmmming......."

You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Oh now that’s funny! I can picture it already! The guy walks in the bedroom, puts his pay check which is in a plain envelope on the dresser, and asks, OK sweetie what’s on the menu? LOL

Thats my tag LOL

The Female Penis Relays..... that would give new meaning to the words... wait for it..... "I'm cummmmming......." Originally Posted by Still Looking

Rug burns on the knees or lower back is the worst. But at that moment of time the pleasure outweighs the pain. The stinging starts when you get in the shower and the water hits it.

I've broken 2 beds in the hobby and one bed outside the hobby. (Usually involved some kind of "being fucked off or into" the bed)

Have had way to many rug burned knees.

Sprained tongue once (from the ladies).

More days of refusing to drink citrus than I care to recall (yes guys, I work that hard at keepin the teeth off ya - but I do try to not show up to my day job not looking like I have a speech impediment. Low volume works for me.) Originally Posted by tntangie

Cowgirl injuries...the lady hops too high and slams down on junior; with all holes barred...had this happen a few times...man, painful. Ladies, please make sure we're still inside when you rise up.

Thats my tag LOL Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

New York Speed Trap:

Billboard of JC booty picture with the message "Up a head two miles" Just imagine the tickets they could give! LOL What guy wouldn't instinctively step on the gas! LOL

Do take your time. I want you here in one piece so I can have all of you.

New York Speed Trap:

Billboard of JC booty picture with the message "Up a head two miles" Just imagine the tickets they could give! LOL What guy wouldn't instinctively step on the gas! LOL
Originally Posted by Still Looking

Do take your time. I want you here in one piece so I can have all of you. Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

I would rush to get there, but then take my time before I left! Sigh. Is it getting hot in here? LOL

We need some music to go with the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c

I would rush to get there, but then take my time before I left! Sigh. Is it getting hot in here? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

We need some music to go with the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

Just for you JC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsK9WzDiuM&ob=av3e

We need some music to go with the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

Alright you lovebirds as much as i enjoy being a voyeur let's stay on topic

Thanks

Alright you lovebirds as much as i enjoy being a voyeur let's stay on topic

Thanks Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

Sorry Sweetie! My bad, but who could blame me! LOL Could have been worse.... I could have been dreaming of a doubles with you and JC

Back on track.... I have had TWO providers take me out of the batting order!

Sorry Sweetie! My bad, but who could blame me! LOL Could have been worse.... I could have been dreaming of a doubles with you and JC

Angel Grace & HeatherGFE but the down time was woth it! LOL Again & Again! I'm starting to think some of you young ladies need warning labels!