ECCIE GOLD (part 2) !

JL is back... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Is AssUp ever correct? Or does he make up so much shit he forgets? Originally Posted by LexusLover

Somebody must have gotten reprimanded... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You should have. Or did you make a deal? You gave the forum back to ECCIE. Originally Posted by bambino

So I guess he really IS a jerkoff.... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

The two biggest liars in the world are the people who say they don't masturbate and those who say they've stopped!

Recent board activities, conflicts, chest thumping, breast beating and dick waving indicate that there's SO much JERKING OFF in this forum, that I thought I'd quit beating around the bush (and Cheney) and open a discussion on something near and dear to all of us ... our OWN genitalia!

How many of us have thought about a gorgeous star, supermodel or produce item and rubbed one out, only to realize that maybe nobody knows us as well as we do?

Some of the angst filled postings online reinforce it for me. With all the drama out there, sometimes nothing beats the blues like beating the old meat! As an aficionado of FBSM, I oft prefer the pure sensuality of it ... face down with my eyes closed; the "happy ending" almost anticlimactic.

I'll admit to jerking off in just about every environment I've entered ... from junior high school English to a bathroom in the halls of Congress. In one form or another.

How about you?

What do you guys think about when squeezing your own lemon, grinding your own corn, bopping your own baloney, choking your chicken, feeding the roaches, slapping little Johnny behind the ears, beating the bishop, polishing the dolphin or jerkin the gherkin (I like that one)?

Providers: as many guys as you might see and as hard as you sometimes have to work to make toads like us feel sexy, what erotic vision runs through your head when you don't HAVE to smile, wink, moan, groan and wet the sheet?

Do you let yourself go when it's the moment of truth? Do you scream your own name? Does your hand look up and say: "The Earth Moved?"

I figure we might as well come forth with this topic because at the end of the day, we all know there's going to be a lot more jerking off on ECCIE!

FOLKS? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider