He can feel free to take that up with God in a few months. ;-) Originally Posted by Sistine ChapelDark Helmet (J_D) : Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner (Weakly Try): Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet : Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole (Sis Chaps): I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet : Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz (POTO) : He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet : I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet : And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet : How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew : Yo!
Dark Helmet : I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet : Keep firing, assholes!
Adding a little satirical levity to an otherwise unfunny subject.
Hey Squirt! You best learn how to post an appropriate comment and not do this kind of crap, or you will get called out again.