Multiculturalism is bullshit...

It doesn't surprise me that you like to eat shit. You eat a lot of it around here. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
You're the one who said you wanted to suck my dick after I pulled it out of her ass. Don't try and flip flop now.
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She is a hottie Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
That's just what Jesus would say.
That's just what Jesus would say. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
He would've banged her. I mean he was jesus, he had to be hung, right?
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I think Jesus was a great man, teacher and healer. A holy man. But I don't think he was crucified, died, and rose again. I think he was married to Mary Magdalene and had children before his death, I think his followers who loved him built up stories based loosely on his life, but morphed into the ancient Babylonian myths of Enlil and Enki, and the Egyptian myths of Isis and Osiris. The comparisons of those myths to myths of Jesus are uncanny. And Saul, later to be known as Paul, had to get in on the act, wrote some ludicrous things, as well as a few beautiful things. But he was a self proclaimed Apostle to the Gentiles long after Jesus was out of the picture. A self promoter.

Jesus was a great man. He just isn't the man in the book Constantine had compiled to scare his citizens into submission under the threat of hell. He was a much greater man than that.
You're the one who said you wanted to suck my dick after I pulled it out of her ass. Don't try and flip flop now. Originally Posted by WombRaider
So you call shammy "her" ? Is that what it takes for you to fell like a real man woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? Since NO real women under the age of 80 will have anything to do with you.
Originally Posted by Whirlaway
If those skirts were any tighter, her feet would go numb.
Wonder if they are as bad as skinny jeans?
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. Goddamn, that's a bountiful ASS. Originally Posted by WombRaider
You would crawl a mile over rusty nails and broken glass just to eat the shit of the guy who drove her panties to the cleaners...