Non-Negotiables

face2muff's Avatar
First most important , I try on most part to set up in advance so being able to schedule ahead of time is important , usually about a week out, for me this works out pretty good as it helps out with the screening on both parties,and also helps with the hope the can see me thing the morning of ,
Second is being able to conversat, I do enjoy just chatting to get to know each other..
DEAL breakers for me is up selling and seemingly not there ,where it feels like ummm dead fish...like al bundy wife... where's there's no kind of illusion of being involved or intrest...
Hygiene is a must. U can take ur money n leave. I wont do nasty stank. Aint happnin capt'n. If the hooker can stay squeaky clean all the time. U can wash ur sweaty balls off real quick @ least when u get there. Originally Posted by jayded_angel
Girl you can run a black light over me if you want.

While I have my notebook out is there anything else? Anything at all?

"Attractive ladies are a dime a dozen in this business. Give me a lady who cares about making her clients happy, is capabable of intelligent discourse, loves her job, and is comfortable in her own skin."

I saw this answer to a similar question on the national board and in a few words, it pretty much sums it up for me. To it I would add, she absolutely must care about safety and discretion as much as I do. She absolutely must make me feel like a long lost boyfriend. I'm 62, our session is not going to look like a porn movie. We are going to do lots of oral, kissing (please do it like you mean it), touching and cuddling. We may or may not fuck but we are going to talk. We are going to make it as much like a real world experience as possible. Do all of that and we are very likely to meet again.

Other than too young, I don't care much about age. If I see you, you are likely to be at least mid-20s and higher. The lady that broke me in to this hobby (now sadly retired) was 53 when I saw her and was damn good at this.

I'll be clean when we meet and I damn sure expect you to be.

Deal breakers:

(1) A lack of perceived intelligence. I really enjoy lying naked and close with an intelligent lady after the deed is done, finding out a little about her personality. I also believe that intelligent ladies are far less likely to put me in the middle of something I don't want to be in. If I don't perceive you as intelligent, we will never meet.

(2) CBJ. I'm not as sensitive down there as I used to be and covers get in the way of my enjoyment. If I consistently see cbj in your reviews, we will never meet. I much prefer cim and by far the vast majority of ladies I see do this. But it's not necessarily a deal breaker if other factors are positive. If you do allow cim, I'm not into some power trip to make you swallow it. If you want to spit, that's fine. Once it's out of me and in you, you own it, not me.

(3) The right attitude about this thing of ours is essential. If I don't perceive that you have it, we will never meet.

(4) Respect. Show it to me and I'll show it back many times over. There is no reason this can't be done with mutual respect. Don't treat me like an ATM with arms and I won't threat you like a hole to stick my dick in. If I don't perceive you as having some level of respect for your clients, we will never meet,
(4) Respect. Show it to me and I'll show it back many times over. There is no reason this can't be done with mutual respect. Don't treat me like an ATM with arms and I won't threat you like a hole to stick my dick in. If I don't perceive you as having some level of respect for your clients, we will never meet, Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged
Could not have said it any better.
willro's Avatar
The DEAL BREAKERS:

She must be safe, reliable, and respectful. Have some TCB skills. If you make an appointment, keep it, or at least cancel as soon as possible if you have to break it. If she has stolen from any client I know, she's a never contact, as far as I'm concerned.

Not being clean is a deal breaker. This goes for hygiene and substances that I don't like to associate with.

I must be attracted to her. This doesn't mean that I only have one "type" because I'm attracted to different aspects of different ladies, but something has to draw my attention.

Pretend like you want to be there too. It's my fantasy hour, make it nice for me. I'm not just looking for something warm to stick my dick in. My hand is warm. I want to enjoy your company and feel like you enjoy my company. So please pretend that you do, even if you don't.


The NICE BONUSES:

Be flirty and tease me a little. That always gets me going.

Come to the date (or open your door) looking like you're ready for a date. If it's last minute, this doesn't have to apply.

If we prearrange something, it never hurts to ask what kind of experience I have in mind for our meeting, or ask me what I like. I'll try to tell you, and that will make it easier on you as well as making me happy.

If you're providing outcall to me, be discrete. I often travel with a coworker that can sometimes be just one or two rooms away. I don't want anyone else knowing our business.
gntaltouch's Avatar
"Attractive ladies are a dime a dozen in this business. Give me a lady who cares about making her clients happy, is capabable of intelligent discourse, loves her job, and is comfortable in her own skin."

I saw this answer to a similar question on the national board and in a few words, it pretty much sums it up for me. To it I would add, she absolutely must care about safety and discretion as much as I do. She absolutely must make me feel like a long lost boyfriend. I'm 62, our session is not going to look like a porn movie. We are going to do lots of oral, kissing (please do it like you mean it), touching and cuddling. We may or may not fuck but we are going to talk. We are going to make it as much like a real world experience as possible. Do all of that and we are very likely to meet again.

Other than too young, I don't care much about age. If I see you, you are likely to be at least mid-20s and higher. The lady that broke me in to this hobby (now sadly retired) was 53 when I saw her and was damn good at this.

I'll be clean when we meet and I damn sure expect you to be.

Deal breakers:

(1) A lack of perceived intelligence. I really enjoy lying naked and close with an intelligent lady after the deed is done, finding out a little about her personality. I also believe that intelligent ladies are far less likely to put me in the middle of something I don't want to be in. If I don't perceive you as intelligent, we will never meet.

(2) CBJ. I'm not as sensitive down there as I used to be and covers get in the way of my enjoyment. If I consistently see cbj in your reviews, we will never meet. I much prefer cim and by far the vast majority of ladies I see do this. But it's not necessarily a deal breaker if other factors are positive. If you do allow cim, I'm not into some power trip to make you swallow it. If you want to spit, that's fine. Once it's out of me and in you, you own it, not me.

(3) The right attitude about this thing of ours is essential. If I don't perceive that you have it, we will never meet.

(4) Respect. Show it to me and I'll show it back many times over. There is no reason this can't be done with mutual respect. Don't treat me like an ATM with arms and I won't threat you like a hole to stick my dick in. If I don't perceive you as having some level of respect for your clients, we will never meet, Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged
WOW.... Watchout.....That little gem is so perfect that I think I will have it printed on my card... with your permission of course.... I am truly impressed....
legsrme's Avatar
I look for safety, security. Honesty and attitude. Deal breakers- I have experienced two that have blown my mind. I try to get wine or something to break the nervousness we I first met a provider. One provider was okay until 15 minutes in she just sorted closed her eyes and faded out. Not once but each time was longer- she stated she guess she shouldn't have taken that ambien. Probably not- she now on my do not see list. 2nd I was seeing a provider not GFE and I was okay with it in general but then they showed up reeking of 420- I do not find that helpful at all. I guess if I shower and clean up and make an effort to make things comfortable don't smoke large quantities before you show up. What you do is your business but by smelling like burnt tires you now have hurt your business. I apologize as there are many awesome providers but two of my last experiences make me think?
legsrme's Avatar
should have been when I first meet a provider.
Gntaltouch, use it all you want. And thanks, glad you liked it.
gntaltouch's Avatar
Gntaltouch, use it all you want. And thanks, glad you liked it. Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged
Thanks Buddy... I already forwarded it to a friend who was also duly impressed.... I can identify with all of your points... Keep writing... you have at least one fan out there !!