Client reviews

Well then maybe you should rethink your excessive use of bold/caps. Originally Posted by Lovely_Lilianna


I apologize if that is how it was taken! That is how I post in bold/caps... Again with this board you are just reading what I typed not the tone in which it was meant... Ms Lovely Lilianna, I hope this post was better for your reading material.... Thank You for bringing this to my attention!
Date: 12/19/12
Client: Gotyour6
Phone: Hahahaha
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Rochester
State: New York
Address: My hotel room
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: He saw, he played he came, he left
Session Length: 2 hours
Fee: He paid me
Hair Length and Color: Blond short
Age: 44
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: He is a fucking stud. 12 inch dick and he knows how to use it. Amazing eyes that you get lost in.

The Rest of the Story: This guy was an animal. He came in the door and I was floored by his good looks. I mean wow was I getting wet. I went to my knees and pulled out what I thought would never end cock. It just kept coming out. I was like holy shit. This guy is deformed or part horse
I tried to swallow it but he yelled real loud and I found out that his cock had touched the stomach acid so I pulled half of him out.

He mounted me K9 and slid that monster in me and I thought I was going to pass out. I mean holy shit ladies, he tried to fit the whole fucking thing in me at once. I pulled forward a bit to ease the pain but wanted it like that again. This went on for about 2 hours.

After the session I grabbed my purse and handed him $$$ and a tip. He smiled and said "Uh, you are the provider" and tossed me five one hundred dollar bills, kissed me and walked out the door.

I sat there and smiled for a minute and smoked a cigarette. (I never smoked a day in my life)

Recommendation: Yes Originally Posted by Gotyour6

In actuality our reviews would look more like this.


Reviews: 18


Date: 12/19/12
Provider: Handsome Lover Tonite
Phone: BR549
Email Address: - handsomelover@yahoo.com
URL / Website: - handsomelovertonite.com
City: anywhere
State: USA
Address: My hotel room
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: we saw, we played we came, he left
Session Length: 2 hours
Fee: $$$
Hair Length and Color: Long Dark
Age: 32
Smoking Status: NonSmoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: He was quiet handsome with those amazing stomach muscles I love so much. The ones that lead right down to the top of his pelvic area.

The Rest of the Story: He picked me up and we went to dinner. He drove a nice porche. He was tall and handsome and dressed so well. He truly knew how to look and act sexy w/o being too obvious.
Through out dinner we played flirty sexy touchy-feely games under the table and giggled every time the waitress came around.
We skipped dessert at the restaurant but not back at the hotel (wink).. Once we got to my hotel we began with deep passionate kisses lots of forplay. He was tender and passionate when we started and knew just where and how to touch me. We worked into the most passionate frenzy. It was sooo friggin amazing, erotic and exhausting...loved every minute of it. Can't wait until I visit this city and him again!


Recommendation: Yes


We women don't need the blow by blow details that you men need
... we just wanna know was he safe, attractive, respectful, a good lover and fun to be with. Men's and women's perceived value of an experience like this is vastly different. Don't get me wrong that hotel room was rocked every which way but loose but we don't have to say it to say it...

LaStang's Avatar
I'm sure alot of the guys on here would love to see which ladies from this site turned around and used the donation left for them on you LMAO
talk about a boiling kettle i wouldn't want to try and bring down to a simmer .
I'm sure alot of the guys on here would love to see which ladies from this site turned around and used the donation left for them on you LMAO
talk about a boiling kettle i wouldn't want to try and bring down to a simmer . Originally Posted by LaStang
I'm sure its more BS than fact anybody want some
I would LOVE it if I could write client reviews!!!!! The world would not be the same... huh... gary LOL
ben dover's Avatar
I'll say you can review me when you pay me. We are the customer (client) if you bought something at Walmart would they want to write a review of taking your money? But as a customer we review constantly be it feedback or online surveys. I know it's way different but.... Now the ladies have the powder room, all kinds of lists to post and find bad clients etc. If i'm gonna get reviewed i'm going utr! BD
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  • Old-T
  • 12-20-2012, 10:52 PM
That is always the most common reply from guys, "I pay so you can't review me". I think that is--more often than not--guys concerned about what might be written. Some of the most macho sounding guys are also the most insecure.

Yes, ladies have the powder room, and guys have the locker room. Not the same thing as reviews. If it were, then why have reviews if you have the LR?

Again, I don't see it happening, but I think it would be very interesting if it did.
That is always the most common reply from guys, "I pay so you can't review me". I think that is--more often than not--guys concerned about what might be written. Some of the most macho sounding guys are also the most insecure.

Yes, ladies have the powder room, and guys have the locker room. Not the same thing as reviews. If it were, then why have reviews if you have the LR?

Again, I don't see it happening, but I think it would be very interesting if it did. Originally Posted by Old-T
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The Rest of the Story: He picked me up and we went to dinner. He drove a nice porche. He was tall and handsome and dressed so well. He truly knew how to look and act sexy w/o being too obvious.
Through out dinner we played flirty sexy touchy-feely games under the table and giggled every time the waitress came around.
We skipped dessert at the restaurant but not back at the hotel (wink).. Once we got to my hotel we began with deep passionate kisses lots of forplay. He was tender and passionate when we started and knew just where and how to touch me. We worked into the most passionate frenzy. It was sooo friggin amazing, erotic and exhausting...loved every minute of it. Can't wait until I visit this city and him again! Originally Posted by MagnificMedia
He drives a Porche and he is old enough to dress himself lol

How about I told him he has a nice porche and he smiled at me, said "Silly girl, its an Audi R8 but thats cute." and kissed me on the forehead.
If you can afford a Porsche you can probably afford a hooker that can spell.
Gotyour6's Avatar
It was an insult to the car but we will go with that
ck1942's Avatar
Actually, I do believe that female members here already can post reviews of male providers... the females just don't earn ROS credit. However, the female hobbyist could always post her review and leave the ROS in the clear. That I know was allowed elsewhere and still is.

Reality, very few female hobbyists here (or for that matter out there in the greater universe) and I base my opinion on the fact there there are relatively few male providers (not including the TS providers) out there offering their services based on what I can see on various escort sites.

So, is the issue

1) not enough demand ? meaning female hobbyists seeking male providers, or

2) not enough supply of male providers offering services to stimulate female demand

and I am not including male providers offering services to male hobbyists or vice versa, but that well might be the instance as well.

Perhaps a well-qualified economist (male or female) might undertake a guvmint sponsored study that will illuminate the question.
I would LOVE it if I could write client reviews!!!!! The world would not be the same... huh... gary LOL Originally Posted by sexy sydney
normally I don't bother to read anything you post, but since you want to try and be a pest I will answer this once, I really don't give a rats ass what you have to say and it's to bad you're not able to read what is said in the mens lounge
I say let the chicks write reviews.lol