Funny stories

^ you lucky girl you ^

Thank goodness I was introduced to this site. It's a great learning tool for someone starting out solo.

I started on Craigslist Casual encounters. I had no clue what I was doing. My idea of screening was to chat on im until I felt comfortable or ask for a picture and meet in a public place. I was extremely naive.

So I met a guy at the end of the hall when he got off the elevator. Walking to the room, I started small talk. "So, what do you do for a living?" He said, "I might scare you away". I laughed and said, "why, are you a cop?"

Silence

"I promise I'm not vice though"

lol. He saw me a few more times after that. Originally Posted by heidilynnla

lol---good one!

I have a regular from Shreveport...He is an accountant for the police dept there...his office is in their builging....he had me verify him by calling the station and asking for him!He became quite a cool client friend!

A few years ago when I decided I wanted to get back in the hobby I was living in Texas a couple hours north of Houston. I stumbled across ASPD and, wow, I had a ready source of provider information. So, I did my research and decided GFEJuliiette was the best choice for my first encounter. I called her up and after going through the newby screening we made the date for the following week. The night before I called her to confirm and asked her where in Houston she would be since I would be driving in. She said "Houston?? I live in Nashville." She was touring, and in Houston, when I saw her ad and reviews. I didnt have a clue that girls would go on tour to provide. It all worked out. She was scheduled to tour back to Houston the following week. She was so good. She is still my ATF.

Another time several years later I make an appt. with a touring provider at a hotel in Kenner,LA. I walk in the lobby to be greeted by a marquee "Wecolme Louisiana Sheriff's Officer Association." I met my appt. in the restaurant there, all we could do was laugh as we drank coffee. My one hour appt. turned into three, best dayum sex I ever had.

A few years ago when I decided I wanted to get back in the hobby I was living in Texas a couple hours north of Houston. I stumbled across ASPD and, wow, I had a ready source of provider information. So, I did my research and decided GFEJuliiette was the best choice for my first encounter. I called her up and after going through the newby screening we made the date for the following week. The night before I called her to confirm and asked her where in Houston she would be since I would be driving in. She said "Houston?? I live in Nashville." She was touring, and in Houston, when I saw her ad and reviews. I didnt have a clue that girls would go on tour to provide. It all worked out. She was scheduled to tour back to Houston the following week. She was so good. She is still my ATF. Originally Posted by regulardogwalker

Not to hijack the thread, but Juliette is a wonderful person. She and I have had some wonderful times together. We have partied together and traveled together. She doesn't use this board very much and is not as well known as she should be. If you have a chance to see her, you will be rewarded.

Rick

I concur. Juliette is new to ECCIE but has an extensive history on TER and TBD.

So as not to hijack the thread any more than we already have, anyone wanting additional info on her, please use PM.

Back to the OP's topic...

While not necessarily a "funny story", I will say that one of the most unique experiences was from a woman who had learned how to give a "neck and hair" job that was so sensual it was as good as a BBBJ -- no lie !!

She switched between use of neck/shoulder with hair to mouth with such skill that were I not watching, I would not have known.

I have tried to teach that skill to others, and some have actually been pretty good at it, but that first experience of the "neck and hair" job was truly unique, and truly incredible.

Gives me a boner just reminiscing about it !!

Ok, I just got this odd request a couple of nights ago. By the way, Rick and Holmes, you gentlemen are very special and a true gentleman. I consider myself to be the lucky one to have had the opportunity to spend time with you. Anyway, back to my story. This guy texts me and tells me he is an airline employee and a professional photographer. He tells me that he would exchange a round trip airline ticket or a professional photo shoot with me if I spend time with him. Gee, what an offer. I wonder which offer I should take advantage of. By the way, he never told me his name or which airline he worked for. But, that is ok. I am sure that he is being honest and forthright with me (LOL). If he is a professional photographer, then why is he working at an airline company(he never told me his position). He didn't even give me his name. I suppose I am supposed to believe him. After all, he is a professional right. Most professional photographers don't have a 2nd job. If he is a professional photographer, why can't he accomodate me financially like everyone else? Maybe it is because he is not who he says he is and he thinks I am an idiot. The professional gentlemen that I know and spend time with always fills out my contact form and either callsor emails me. Needless to say, I never wrote him back. What an idiot.

OOPS! It was late when I got in last night. In my former post I meant to say thank you to Rick and regulardogwalker. Please forgive the typo. I also want to thank Ufriend as well, you are always so kind and generous with your words. I have been blessed to meet such nice and wonderful gentlemen. Kisses to all my wonderful friends!



Juliette

I had a client in memphis the other day who was VEY vocal! When he got ready to cross the finish line,he screamed & yelled like he was dying! lol
{when i left later I noticed the maid was staring at me]

She was probably wondering what the secret is to make a man howl!!!

I had a similar experience with a gent, I live in a pretty close neighborhood, you know the kind where you say 'pass the salt' and the neighbors passes it to you! Well, I had my bedroom window open with the fan on, and as he is getting close he SCREAMS to high heaven! Said a few choice words between screams too! OMG! Ever since, I make darn sure that window is shut and locked!