The ultimate vanity surgery - only in Plano!

TexTongue's Avatar
I love it all! Short, Long, & Everything in between.

But the after pic seems a little freaky because it looks like an undeveloped genital area...big turn-off for me.
Guest032213-02's Avatar
OK. My favorite joke.
This woman is having a surgery to have her vaginal lips reduced. She is extremely self-conscious about it, but decided it needed to be done.
The surgery went fine, and as she was waking from the anesthesia, she noticed three roses on her bedside table.
"Excuse me," she asked the nurse. "Where did these roses come from?"
"The first one is from me," replied the nurse. "Because, I know how difficult it was for you to go through with the procedure"
"The Second?" Asked the patient.
"That one is from the Dr, who is happy you pulled through the surgery."
"The Third?"
"Oh, that is from the gentleman in the burn ward who wants to thank you for his new ears."
  • hd
  • 03-03-2011, 12:47 PM
My favorite joke
knew what was coming as soon as I saw that.

Oh! Thats interesting.