Make fun of my tiny baby dick

Solemate62's Avatar
Post a picture of you tiny dick Originally Posted by HELL YES 76
Microphotography, no doubt!!
JRLawrence's Avatar
I had a friend when I was a kid that had a condition called MicroPENIS. I thought it was bullshit but then I learned about it in medical school. You should go into porn. Originally Posted by cage196
Just wrote a comment about rectal themometers. Well after that event, I had another Marine in the bed next to me at the Naval Hospital. He had been standing in the compound when a snipper took a shot at him and almost missed. The bullet went between his legs and shot the end of his dick off.

They gave him some type of penis implant (plastic I think - I never looked at it).

His wife came to visit him during my stay at that Hospital.

So who can loose half of his dick and still be an average guy? The guy I was in boot camp with who had a slong as big as my lower arm and complained that is was too big because he passed out from lack of blood to his brain when he got a hard on.

Now, that is letting the little head do the thinking.
JRLawrence's Avatar
Microphotography, no doubt!! Originally Posted by Solemate62
But that takes a macro lense.
tinypenis's Avatar
oooh, pick me! I want to make fun of your dicklette! First tell me, do you have to sit down when you pee so you don't mess the set and the floor. I bet you do. I bet you have to pee sitting like a little girl and I bet you tuck your minuscule pathetic excuse for a penis away into little red lace panties. Originally Posted by Heidi.Fly
I tried to get in touch with you when I was in Dallas last but you declined because I had no recent reviews.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
My big tits will suck that little pink-ey finger dick up and I will not be able to feel it between them
you will never be able to find it in my FF's
good luck getting that tiny thing back after it's gone to the dark side >>(0)(0)
Goddess Jezebel's Avatar
Just one of my many talents 😁