What the fuck Mr. Patel....

Is this is a humble brag?

Whatever "ratchet" he threw into your "game", it sounds like you chewed up and spit out. Dude still remembers you since November? You are Nat King Cole unforgettable.

Talk about a bro code violation...

Depending on which PI you use... I have checked into a room (alone) and had my Mr. chased down upon entering the room because we didn't give both DL at check in?!?!? WTF??? And then after leaving another, I have been approached by the desk clerk asking my hourly rate??? You never know what you are going to get at these places!!!

Ummm.yeah. I gotta find a new PI. I rolled up to a local notel & the dude was all, "Long time no see." Bro. For real? Hate to say it but the gal was right there too. Way to throw a in my game, Talha.

STFU. for real. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

When did rachet get added to the dictionary Dorian?

There is one I go to they give you a frequent flyers card, they mark a spot on the card each visit & after ten visits you get the eleventh one free (I shit you not).

Have you considered a camper van or RV? Just park at Wal*Mart. No check-in, always a bed handy, and you know who - and what - has been on the sheets.

This might be particularly appropriate:

Is this is a humble brag? Originally Posted by proudoftexas

Nope. It's a genuine WTF. If I'm renting a room for a few hours he should know discretion is the game.

Depending on which PI you use... I have checked into a room (alone) and had my Mr. chased down upon entering the room because we didn't give both DL at check in?!?!? WTF??? And then after leaving another, I have been approached by the desk clerk asking my hourly rate??? You never know what you are going to get at these places!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

The double ID thing happens 1 out of 5-6.

Did he schedule an appt, or try & haggle the price?

When did rachet get added to the dictionary Dorian? Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist

I was slightly befuddled at the time of my initial post, & my thesaurus was in my other pants.

There is one I go to they give you a frequent flyers card, they mark a spot on the card each visit & after ten visits you get the eleventh one free (I shit you not). Originally Posted by Hunteradventurer

Fucker owes me some hours on principal.

This might be particularly appropriate:

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Can this be found in burnt sienna???

Nope. It's a genuine WTF. If I'm renting a room for a few hours he should know discretion is the game. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I was kidding. I'm giving you a hard time. I understand where you're coming from.

I HADN'T been there since Nov of last year. That's why I was surprised. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Maybe he was talking to her then

It would be better to go to a regular hotel than a notel. I did not realize that the PI's were getting that weird and tacky.

You've just got to know how to handle those Patel brothers...All 43,267 of 'em.

eh

I did not realize that the PI's were getting that weird and tacky. Originally Posted by mikkifine

I know right? Weird and tacky! Plus some smell weird.

Who the hell takes their date into the office to pay for the room at a PI?


Hmm...