Gravity, the weak force. Or so they say.

Spaulding Smails's Avatar
I'm totally confused. Let me attempt to summarize. So, one of Fermi's colleagues hypothesized that Ansley's boobs had the mass of a neutron star, and this hypothesis was later proven true when her three dimensional boobs were converted into energy by a team of theoretical physicists?
Marcus Aurelius's Avatar
The defiant ones.
Actually, I'd favor hijacking this thread onto the topic of boobs and sex in zero gravity (free-fall, actually) environments. -Ww Originally Posted by Wwanderer
One of my fellow workers was out of town and wanted me to assist with one of her gravity defying clients (she knows I am a floozy, just not that I sleep with women other than my wife [my wife and she would both kill me] ). I said that I would be very happy to "see" to her client's needs.
MonkeysUncle's Avatar
From what I have seen so far, as far as technology, data, and theories on space and using dark matter to fold space, we don't have a way of actually conducting a live experiment. All we can do is input formulas into software and calculate something that at this time we cannot actually conduct in real life. I understand there is software that allows it to conduct an experiment based on real environment and natural factors, but I believe the most effective and only way to move forward is to test in real time in a controlled environment. Sorry if this was a tangent lol
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  • 05-16-2010, 02:24 AM
From what I have seen so far, as far as technology, data, and theories on space and using dark matter to fold space, we don't a way of actually conducting a life experiment. All we can do is input formulas into software and calculate something that at this time we cannot actually conduct in real life. I understand there is software that allows it to conduct an experiment based on real environment and natural factors, but I believe the most effective way and only to move forward is to test in real time in a controlled environment. Sorry if this was a tangent lol Originally Posted by MonkeysUncle
GIGO!

When it comes to gravity I like bubble theory (quantum physics of course), long as it incorprates a ratio of big boobs to a physical compliant factor!
MonkeysUncle's Avatar
GIGO!

When it comes to gravity I like bubble theory (quantum physics of course), long as it incorprates a ratio of big boobs to a physical compliant factor! Originally Posted by ness
What is GIGO?
Garbage In, Garbage Out.

And I'm not a geek (ok denial is the first symptom. Second, in high school we had one computer for 600 students. It was a DEC PDP 8/L. The real geeks are swooning now. ).
MonkeysUncle's Avatar
Garbage In, Garbage Out.

And I'm not a geek (ok denial is the first symptom. Second, in high school we had one computer for 600 students. It was a DEC PDP 8/L. The real geeks are swooning now. ). Originally Posted by SR Only
Well I am not an expert on the subject, It was just my .02 cents. If I am wrong its all good. I don't study any science much anymore. I do some research on it here and there when I am bored.
atlcomedy's Avatar
Well I am not an expert on the subject, It was just my .02 cents. . Originally Posted by MonkeysUncle
You'll fit right in here at D&T...most of these clowns have no idea what they are talking about
Marcus Aurelius's Avatar
I wasn't talking about folding space. That's getting ahead of the discussion.
Since nothing travels faster than the speed of light in the universe (However the universe it's self can and did travel faster during creation) there must be and underlying reason. Dark matter, or the fabric is what I think is the underlying cause. The bubble as was noted is creating your own mini universe so one could travel at near instantaneous speed.
Gravity could be the fabric drawn in tight near mass and mass rides the rails so to speak along the web. The denser the mass the tighter the fabric. So gravity its self is not realy a force but a reaction or effect of mass on near mass.
So gravity its self is not realy a force but a reaction or effect of mass on near mass. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
Hmmm, I thought it was both.

F=(M1*M2)/D^2

or something like that.
Marcus Aurelius's Avatar
The gravitational force between any two bodies can be described as follows:
F = G*M1*M2/d^2


yes yes, rudimentary.


But that's not what I'm proposing.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Sooo, gravity is not a force, eh?

Sky dive without a parachute (or jump from a high point) and then tell me that.

Imagine, certain among us wouldn't have to worry about hearing her shout, "You're crushing me."

(Or scarier, some of us fellas wouldn't have to exclaim the same....):wavetowe l2: Originally Posted by atlcomedy
Or "You're on my hair! Pull it; don't rest your elbow on it!"

I really have nothing to add about the psychics even though it is interesting to read.
GneissGuy's Avatar
Sooo, gravity is not a force, eh?

Sky dive without a parachute (or jump from a high point) and then tell me that.
Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
It won't be the gravity that kills you. It's the electromagnetic force when you interact with the ground.