The One Obama Failure Republicans Won't Brag About

I just thought of a great gag for Saturday night Live. It is dark and we are in someone's bedroom. We hear a throaty woman's voice say "Baby, I need some cock right now." We hear some rustling in the sheets. The voice says "Come on baby, give me some of that dark African mahogany." More rustling which suddenly stops. "Barack! I want some cock and this is all you can come up with? I don't even think you're trying (accusatory)" We hear a familiar voice, "I inherited this problem from the previous administration, it is George Bush's fault". We hear someone getting out of bed, feet hitting the floor, "I talked to Laura during your swearing in and she said that George was always ready to plant a flag. Go screw yourself Barack. I'm going to find Valerie. She knows how to please a woman."