cologne?????

Acqua Di Gio......you gotta beat the pussy off with a stick....

I'm surprised no one recommended Schwetty Nads.

Less is more. And for heaven's sake don't splash cologne on your junk. News flash it taste horrible.

Unrelated but I once had a guy text me asking if I liked the smell of his colon. Spell check is your friend. Originally Posted by Sonya

The cologne may taste bad but I would thinck that it would sting when applied to the junck.

So what did the colon smell like? Taco Bell?

As for cologne cologne. I have several types on hand one of which I bought for myself.

Eternity and Euphoria by Calvin Klein, Gucci Guilty Black, and Armani Code. I bought the Armani Code for myself along with the body wash and I get the most compliments on the Armani Code. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

The Armani Code Black does smell good too

As long as it isn't strawberry-based, doesn't make my indoor plants swoon, won't make my eyes tear, takes a licking and keeps me ticking, I'm okay with most colognes and after-shaves.

However, I did once meet a gentleman from overseas who had on a very unpleasant oily-spicy bottled scent, tolerable until my nose and tongue descended and found he had slathered it ALL over. Awful taste, literally made me ill, started a sinus attack, I couldn't breathe, couldn't do what he most craved, and I ended up cutting the session short and giving him most of his money back. I was nauseous for the rest of the day, and it took another day before my sneezing and runny eyes subsided.

Now if someone walks in and my nose even twitches, we both go into the shower for a fun, but thorough, scrub.

My favorites on my men are Hugo Boss, Kenneth Cole Black,Acqua Di Gio, and Creed.

My chick like Armani Black Code on me

Just fyi for those that like to be in the know. Colgne and perfumes along with some cosmestics for women use whale vomit as a key ingredient. Apparently as it "oxidizes" over time with salt water and sunlight it goes from smelling like shit to smelling like sweet apple pie. Lol

http://www.whalefacts.org/whale-vomit-ambergris/

^^ I heard it was Whale blubber...but oh well..

Ambergris (sperm whale vomit) has a musk like smell and is used in cologne and perfume. Also pretty good shaved like truffles and served in eggs. Whale blubber is in lipsticks.

^^^ Aaaah that's what it was..thanks Sonya..xo

Go old school. Brut...they love that shit. Originally Posted by Goatnipples

You're a fucking fossil...
Hai Karate is the new Brut.

Hai Karate is the new Brut. Originally Posted by boardman

Aren't they both made from cat piss?

Mare sweat.

I like patchouli, also helps cover all the stinky pussy everyone is complaining about.