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Randy4Candy's Avatar
According to its quarter....Delaware, The First State.

Why are duck feathers called down? Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist
down is over there

What's on second?
St.Mateo's Avatar
A number 2 pencil

Name the 9 planets in our solar system?
scooterpie's Avatar
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Vixen, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
A lot more than a Keebler elf!

Where would you find an aileron?




btw Pluto's planetary status was rescinded several years ago, giving us an eight planet solar system.
St.Mateo's Avatar
In a jar.

Name the four seasons?
Salt, pepper, basil and rosemary.


What do you get when you cross a billy goat with a shark?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar
Miley "Jabberjaw" Cyrus

Why is it over when the fat lady sings?
The crowd leaves cuz they do not want to see a fat lady sing

what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
wellendowed1911's Avatar
neopolitian.
If you can't drink and drive why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor and why do bars have parking lots?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
Reaching back to the ice cream.......because ice cream cones don't have bones.

In honor of Shark Week on The Discovery Channel....

Tiger or Great White?
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Reaching back to the ice cream.......because ice cream cones don't have bones.

In honor of Shark Week on The Discovery Channel....

Tiger or Great White? Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

Eldrick Norman, Chris Evert and a trip to White Castle

What goes up, must come ____________
St.Mateo's Avatar
up for pixie sticks

Red White or Blue?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
Seventeen dancing aardvarks.

Why are carrots orange?
orange you glad I didn't say banana?


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  • w900l
  • 08-01-2010, 11:14 PM
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Who is the president of the United States