I have often fantasized about doing.....

There's something essentially sick going on here.
I suggest you get therapy Buddy. Why the fuck would you crap in a parking lot or garage? As for your fantasy that women would see you as a real man, get real. Most women will think you are a disgusting asshole. Correct me if I'm wrong ladies.
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An upper decker. That's when you take a crap on the tank of the toilet rather than the bowl. I would like to to do this at a bar on 6th St in austin preferably. Originally Posted by Buddys Place


Seriously though...
  • eyefo
  • 04-12-2017, 10:25 PM
Buddy has done a good job of helping every provider on Eccie to put him on their "Do Not See" list.
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Any guy including myself with a little bit of cash and some party supplies, and no rubbers, and not be black, can see any of these ladies. These girls aren't as picky as you think. Especially when they need a fix.
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Tha hell you mean "not be black" ??
Need a fix ??
Man I hope you just doing this for entertainment lol
Different strokes for different folks!

Let's not forget chuck berry liked to have his face shat on. That is gross. Upper Deckers and blumpkins would be better. Originally Posted by Buddys Place
Different strokes for different folks.Maybe one day escort will help you fulfil your fantasy request.
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Tha hell you mean "not be black" ??
Need a fix ??
Man I hope you just doing this for entertainment lol Originally Posted by jobj254
Are you just pretending to be unaware of the reality, or do you really need clarification?
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Nope....just curious my man
Best of luck on finding your scat dream
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Keep Austin Weird...
Sick and twisted. I like it.

But some fantasies are better in that realm than in reality. Still, it's a bucket list item.


An upper decker. That's when you take a crap on the tank of the toilet rather than the bowl. I would like to to do this at a bar on 6th St in austin preferably. I have also wanted to try getting a blumpkin from a lady while doing an upper decker. Originally Posted by Buddys Place
  • eyefo
  • 04-19-2017, 12:07 PM
Well...looks like ol Buddy has been banned.

Eccie did an "upper decker" and "dumped" him.
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well that escalated not so quickly...