The New ECCIE "Power Couple"... Mata Leon & Slave Guinevere...

Cumbaya Originally Posted by strawberry skye

Son, you need to get out of retail and into online porn fiction. That was longer than any review you've ever posted. But then, retail pays better than writing, and I know you have an SG column in your Intuit spreadsheet. Originally Posted by CoverMe

I'm thinking.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

I can already see the review... Originally Posted by strawberry skye

I have worked for Ms. G for years and she has always been very good to me. The view alone of her sunbathing or her working out in the back yard is one of the greatest sights this gardener has ever seen. I know on more than one occasion I have over trimmed a bush or two staring at that all natural ass of hers in yoga pants. Luckily for me though she never gets mad she understands guys like me really can’t help ourselves sometimes.

But recently I have been involved in some strange things that Ms. SG may not be too happy about. So it starts with her meeting this guy they call the “Bull” not sure what Ms. G sees in him as she could do a lot better than this big ugly balding guy but hopefully Ms. G will see the error of her ways and kick him to the curb someday. Anyway so this bull guy and Ms. G decide to go on a vacation to the great SL’s Hawaiian vacation house which she tells me is in a little known town called Iwanafucku which is somewhere near Maui. To be honest I am hoping Ms. G comes back with SL as he has always been kind to me and hooks me up with one of his girls whenever he is in town. And is he and Ms. G get together then maybe SL will give me access to all of his UTR playthings. So you can understand why right about now I am hoping this “bull” gets eaten by a shark.

Anyway so after Ms. G and the “bull” leave for the airport I get a call from this guy who I met a while back he thinks he is some kind of porn director. He goes by the name of BangBang. Now I have seen a few of his videos most of them are of the Ms. G’s neighbor Kendal. I personally am not a big fan of hers she is always coming over to borrow sugar from Ms. G. Something about being banned from somewhere because she was helping bangbang with his “filming”. Being a lowly gardener I don’t understand it all. So when I get the call I hesitate to answer but I am like what the hell maybe banbang needs help with something. So I answer long story short he heard Ms. G was leaving town so he wanted to film a new porno inside Ms. G’s house and wanted to know if I could let them in to film and that he would pay me. Now I normally would never betray Ms. G’s trust like this but since “the bull” came along his cheap ass doesn’t pay me as well and some of the local girls have been charging more here in San Antonio to see. Plus my hope was still that the great SL would give me the names of his UTR’s and I know they are not cheap so I could definitely use the money.



So I ask who all is going to be there and what do I do to get rid of Ms. G’s In house priest rocerrick (strange name for a man of the cloth) and the butler SKF ( never knew what that stood for someone told me it was about him fucking a sofa or something but I forget). He said we could easily get rid of them two as he could send them to a hotel to help save one of the local TS’s. Me being a lowly gardener I have no idea what a TS is so I say that sounds OK we can even give them a few bucks so they can toast their good deed at a local bar afterwards. As for the girls he says that it will be Kendal and Ms. G’s Yoga instructor Ms. Alpha. Now having met both of these ladies I know both of the asses and boobs are not natural in fact MS. Alpha’s butt looks kind of strange. I asked Ms. G about it once and she told me about implants she told me that her boobs were not natural either. She even showed them to me once. I have to say that was one of the greatest days of my life especially when she took my hand and had me feel them. Well after I woke up from passing out because they had to be the softest things I had ever felt. I asked her why don’t hers look like Ms. Alpha’s she said that she prefers a more natural look where as Ms. Alpha’s look much firmer and that she had heard from other guys that they were to firm they were almost hard. So then I had asked her about her ass. Ms. G told me that her butt was all natural and grabbed my hand again to feel. So after waking up again from passing out I asked but why does Ms. Alpha’s look funny and she said that a while back Ms. Alpha had gotten what they called butt implants but one of them popped or something like that. Which is why Ms. G said she would never do that to herself.



So then I asked about the next door neighbor Ms. Kendal as I had noticed that she had very big boobs and a very big ass as well. She said oh sweetie there isn’t much real in that girl at all. So I start to worry that that much plastic in a hot sweaty room could be a problem. But bangbang assures me that he will turn down the AC so nothing will melt. Then I remembered that when “the bull” started dating Ms. G he had these two ugly dogs with him and they were staying at the house while bull and Ms. G went on vacation. So I call up my babysitter friend Sonya and ask if she could take them to the park for a few hours. So I ask bangbang what he wants me to do.



He says I can stay and watch if I like and that he may need some help with the camera work since he was going to be the guy in the video. I agree but I tell him that since I am having to some work and not just letting him into the house I need more money as I don’t work for free. So later that day bangbang arrives he has this really weird thing on his head and I ask what it is? He says it is one of his cameras so that he can film while doing doggie. I just think he looks like an idiot but whatever. So he finishes setting up when the doorbell rings and it is the girls. Now Kendal wasn’t wearing any makeup. Which looks very disgusting by the way almost like the Grinch that stole Christmas I thought I might be sick and wondered how bangbang planned to make any money off this video. I started having a bad feeling that I wouldn’t make much money here. But it was too late to back out now. I begged Ms. Alpha to loan some of her makeup to try and make Kendal look passable. Kendal whined and said I am going for the “natural look”. I thought to myself you should have thought of that a long time ago before you got all that stuff put in your ass. But being a lowly gardener I kept my mouth shut and just smiled and walked away.



So bangbang said he didn’t really need me for the first part and asked me to go turn down the AC while the girls started with a little girl on girl action. I thought oh yeah let me do that before it gets to warm I didn’t want things to melt away. Plus I needed a breather anyway. So after a few minutes I came back I see bangbang setting up some cameras and Alpha was typing on bangbang’s computer and I asked what she was doing she said she was typing the script for the this movie. I thought to myself this is a porno how much of a script do you really need. Then bangbang turns around and yells not on my computer that is what got you and Kendal banned in the first place. Now me being a lowly gardener I had no idea what he was talking about so I decided to go pull the drapes closed as I didn’t want any other nosy neighbors like rogueone peeking their head in and asking if he can join in.



So they finally start filming and to be honest I wasn’t that impressed nor did I really care as neither woman was very attractive with Ms. Alpha having the one weird looking butt cheek and Ms. Kendal with the fake everything else I wasn’t turned on at all. Plus it was really annoying how bangbang kept saying you like how bangbang does that you like how bangbang does that. I thought to myself if this is the script Ms. Alpha should stick to yoga instructing because she is not a very good writer. Maybe she could get Ms. G to write something for her. Anyway so bangbang has Ms. Alpha in what looks like a doggie position and then I hear a loud pop!! I nearly jumped out of my shoes as I thought someone might have been shot.


And then I hear this awful scream from Ms. Alpha and she says you popped my other ass as she runs to the restroom. By the way seeing her run off with two deflated butt was the highlight of my day. Like two flat tires bouncing along the road. So I ask bangbang what do we do now. He says don’t worry I will finish the movie with Ms. Kendal in doggie. I ask won’t her ass pop also? No he says she got her implants in Mexico, look feel he says. I really don’t want to but he grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. It felt like there were BB’s in it like a giant beanbag of sorts. I pull my hand back and run to the restroom to wash it and try to remember how great Ms. G’s ass felt.

So bangbang and Kendal finish up and all I can hear is you like that bangbang don’t you and let me taste that bangbang spunk. Thank god I was standing next to the toilet!

So after everyone leaves I clean up the huge mess they all made and burn Ms. G’s sheets in the back yard. As I don’t want any of that nastiness anywhere near the beautiful Ms. G’s all natural booty. So about a month goes by and I get a letter from bangbang hoping it is my check for my services I open it. The check was for only $37.50 and a gift card to subway for a Ham sandwich. So being really upset I sat in the corner thinking what have I done Ms. G is going to be really mad at me and “bull” will probably fire me if they ever find out.

Well Later that day I see Whispers limo service pull up to the house and I get a big lump in my throat. Well hopefully they won’t find out. Well Ms. G steps out with a wonderful tan and she looks great as always. But then instead of “bull” getting out on the other side I see SL get out instead. I say hello and Ms. G gives me a hug and says she is happy to see me. I ask what happened to “bull” she laughs and says it’s the strangest thing him and SL went out snorkeling the first night we were there and he just disappeared. But then SL and I started hanging out together and I realized that “bull” was really mean to me so now SL and I decided to move in together. So SL comes over to me and introduces himself to me and says you have been doing a great job taking care of Ms. G’s lawn for so many years what can I do to repay you. I say well I am happy that I get to work a great lady like Ms. G so I don’t really need anything special. He says nonsense I have this beautiful woman in the limousine she is from the island her name is Dara Malaika. She is going to be Ms. G’s new cook. Next thing I know this gorgeous woman pops up from the sun roof and waves at me. SL winks at me and says why don’t you go have some fun you have been working hard. So off I go for a nice joy ride. The next day we all go back to Ms. G’s house with me gardening Ms. Dara cooking and SL and Ms. G living happily together. As for the bull no one ever heard from him again he just disappeared and no one really cared either. As for bangbang Ms. Kendal and Ms. Alpha? Well from what I heard Ms. Alpha got caught plagiarizing porno scripts somewhere while she was recovering from the blowout in her butt. MS. Kendal and bangbang did find a buyer in Mexico for their movie but it was some plastic surgeon who only pay them in ass injections. Me being a lowly gardener I don’t really know what that is so I never expect to see any more money from it anyway. I am happy here with Ms. G and SL and Dara.


Originally Posted by a10bomb

The video might be more interesting 😁 Originally Posted by a10bomb

The Master Has Spoken! I stand down to "The A10bomb"

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

I know I can sell this to HBO.

I thinck Leo Dectrappio should play SL..... NO?

Hummmmm who should play the other parts?

This will be good..... LMFAO Originally Posted by Still Looking

Im going to start a bidding war between Showtime & HBO. Originally Posted by Still Looking

Thank You sir I tried to learn from you though

I'll will TOFTT to play the gardener but only if Dara plays Dara Originally Posted by a10bomb

I hear SINemax pays the most Originally Posted by strawberry skye