Corporate Appreciation Letters

I like being easy; go ahead Ansley do your worse, I dare you Originally Posted by discreetgent

There's that word again. Nope, I won't do it.

There's that word again. Nope, I won't do it. Originally Posted by Ansley

Maybe it isn't that easy then And I didn't take the word back lol
Remember I said I was tired of the Christmas good will to all men thing, I absolve you ahead of time lol

That isn't true. The flying squirrel attacked his ears. Originally Posted by Ansley

I want the promotional rights to the Inter-Weightclass World Championship Dog-Park Challenge Match between Edward and the Squirrel. It will be the biggest gate since Ali-Frazier. Then I'm gonna be able to meet Lauren when she comes to Dallas, visit Ansley AND Becky, and London in Memphis, and.....! Whoo-hoo!

Of course it's all a barking match, ya know. Tiny-but-Mighty vs. The King of the Park!

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him. Originally Posted by Becky

That's no park!! That's at the beach! Does that mean Edward goes both ways?!

The only appreciation letter that I want to see is

"Thanks hun for the awesome sex; next time I'll pay you." Originally Posted by discreetgent

My board has authorized me to make you aware that you'll not be receiving any such letter from our corporation. We regret any disappointment this may cause.

That's no park!! That's at the beach! Does that mean Edward goes both ways?! Originally Posted by SR Only

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws.

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws. Originally Posted by Becky

Amazing what you can do with photoshop. Maybe it is a Scott Church or Meeshe.

BTW, that looks like a VERY happy puppy. Betcha his owner is a nice person too!

BTW, that looks like a VERY happy puppy. Betcha his owner is a nice person too! Originally Posted by SR Only

SR Only: Sorry to disappoint you but I don't think you get discounts for sucking up

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws. Originally Posted by Becky

I thought there was a rule against cock shots here

I thought there was a rule against cock shots here Originally Posted by atlcomedy

OK it being the Holidays and all . I cleaned the pic up for you a bit.

OK, I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

ATL is right, though. First a dog, then a horse, and before you know it someone will make the connection and be demanding to see frontal nudes of WTF!

(Hey, WTF, that was for you, buddy!)

He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws. Originally Posted by Becky

How did Proctor & Gamble sleep on this one? Ed & Madge in a revival of the Palmolive campaign...marketing gold!!!

Madge: Ed, did you know you were soaking in it...

Ed: Hhhhhhooooowwwwwwlllllllll!

My board has authorized me to make you aware that you'll not be receiving any such letter from our corporation. We regret any disappointment this may cause. Originally Posted by FLWrite

OMG, that’s funny! I don’t like appreciation letters, but I do love Christmas cards. I like the ones that are signed personally with red or green ink, but even if they aren’t signed, I still love them. They are so lovely. I put them on my tree so I can enjoy them through the whole season.

What I do so much dislike is the info-form letter I get from relatives I hardly know. Really? We don’t know each other well enough, or we don’t like each other well enough to visit or pick up the phone and chat so why do I want to hear about your trials and tribulations through out the year. We don’t send birthday or announcement card for xyz occasion to each other so why would I want to get a copy-paper quality, typed letter……………Whatever, I know some people like them – Rant over.

What I do so much dislike is the info-form letter I get from relatives I hardly know. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

My sister and brother-in-law send a double sided, 10 point font, single line info-letter. I kid you not. It is such drivel. And a lot of it is not positive. If they'd look at it closely it comes across as "woe is me." I've always wanted to take a red pen and send it back (cut this, shorten this, lose that), but my wife says decorum should overrule and to not do it.

My sister and brother-in-law send a double sided, 10 point font, single line info-letter. I kid you not. It is such drivel. And a lot of it is not positive. If they'd look at it closely it comes across as "woe is me." I've always wanted to take a red pen and send it back (cut this, shorten this, lose that), but my wife says decorum should overrule and to not do it. Originally Posted by SR Only

I’m gonna say go with your wife on this one.

Woe is me. I know, right? Leme tell you this………….my aunt actually sent last year’s one out saying Ron had to put the King Air up for sale because of the bad economy. Por fucking favor. I wonder if he sold it. I haven’t gotten mine info-letter yet this year. Maybe they didn’t the plane and can’t afford stamps. lol That's mean - sorry.