I hate those f*ckin automated check-out stations...that inevitably require some Troll to come bail your ass out!
I'm very tech-savvy...but can never get the f*ckers to work...especially at Lowes or Home Depot...
...and they got like 20 of 'em...and like 2 non-Troll lanes open...and the Troll is always trying to suck you into their lair...job security I guess...
ugh....