Tipping

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Tipping is for people who can placed into a couple of categories most of which fall under the general umbrella of male lesbian.

Sometimes it's because they fall in love with hooks because they are emotionally damaged and are seeking an oddball relationship with a female who accepts them. Sometimes the poor idiot believes the bullshit that hooks say to them while the hooks are hooking and believe they are paving the way for a higher level of service in the future.

There's also the paying customer who tips the hook because he unfortunately allows himself to be bullshitted into believing the hook is allowing extra services like bareback full service or anal, while in the meantime this is the type of thing the hook does for anyone who asks, either because it's convenient or because like most hooks she plainly doesn't give a shit.

Do not tip hooks It makes us broke bargin seeking haggling guys view ourselves as a used piece of toilet paper. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Fixed it for ya. No thanks required.
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Fixed it for ya. No thanks required. Originally Posted by ben8888
This used piece of toilet paper is exactly what I'm talking about.

Thank you by the way. Not required, but impossible to resist.
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Tipping is for people who can placed into a couple of categories most of which fall under the general umbrella of male lesbian.

Sometimes it's because they fall in love with hooks because they are emotionally damaged and are seeking an oddball relationship with a female who accepts them. Sometimes the poor idiot believes the bullshit that hooks say to them while the hooks are hooking and believe they are paving the way for a higher level of service in the future.

There's also the paying customer who tips the hook because he unfortunately allows himself to be bullshitted into believing the hook is allowing extra services like bareback full service or anal, while in the meantime this is the type of thing the hook does for anyone who asks, either because it's convenient or because like most hooks she plainly doesn't give a shit.

Do not tip hooks unless you enjoy setting the scene for future dramatics or want to view yourself as a used piece of toilet paper. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Did you learn all this from personal experience?
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Tipping is for people who can placed into a couple of categories most of which fall under the general umbrella of male lesbian.

Sometimes it's because they fall in love with hooks because they are emotionally damaged and are seeking an oddball relationship with a female who accepts them. Sometimes the poor idiot believes the bullshit that hooks say to them while the hooks are hooking and believe they are paving the way for a higher level of service in the future.

There's also the paying customer who tips the hook because he unfortunately allows himself to be bullshitted into believing the hook is allowing extra services like bareback full service or anal, while in the meantime this is the type of thing the hook does for anyone who asks, either because it's convenient or because like most hooks she plainly doesn't give a shit.

Do not tip hooks unless you enjoy setting the scene for future dramatics or want to view yourself as a used piece of toilet paper. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
What's yer view on cow tipping?
NBT, must be your PhD in psychology that allows for all this insight and vast knowledge on tipping; or possibly personal experience; or is it a combination of the two? Love to read your syllabus on Hook101...
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Tipping is for people who can placed into a couple of categories...

Sometimes it's because they fall in love with hooks....

There's also the paying customer who tips the hook because he unfortunately allows himself to be bullshitted into believing the hook is allowing extra services.... Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Things are always so "absolute" with you. You always got it figgered out...

There are many more than two "categories." One might be the jimmie who is extremely satisfied by a gal who charged him a fair price. And he might just wanna show a bit of appreciation. Nothing extravagant. Just a little extra for a job well done.

NBT, must be your PhD in psychology that allows for all this insight and vast knowledge on tipping; or possibly personal experience; or is it a combination of the two? Love to read your syllabus on Hook101... Originally Posted by Bonfirenut
No you wouldn't, trust me. Please don't get him started again.

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Did you learn all this from personal experience? Originally Posted by cowboy8055
There are probably people on here that can be helped. You're not one of them.
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Things are always so "absolute" with you. You always got it figgered out...

There are many more than two "categories." One might be the jimmie who is extremely satisfied by a gal who charged him a fair price. And he might just wanna show a bit of appreciation. Nothing extravagant. Just a little extra for a job well done.



No you wouldn't, trust me. Please don't get him started again.

. Originally Posted by rooster
I see this catfight you're in with the mods is really getting to you.
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I see this catfight you're in with the mods is really getting to you. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Yeah. Makin me lose all kinds of sleep...and I can't work....and my dog bit me....and now.....cucks like you and PM are makin fun of me!!!!!!! Time to go fer the big dirt nap, I guess.....

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Lmfao
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What's yer view on cow tipping? Originally Posted by Justin Herpantz
My thoughts on cow tipping are that it makes more sense than tipping fat prostitutes.
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Yeah. Makin me lose all kinds of sleep...and I can't work....and my dog bit me....and now.....cucks like you and PM are makin fun of me!!!!!!! Time to go fer the big dirt nap, I guess.....

. Originally Posted by rooster
Sounds like a nightmare.
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Yeah. Makin me lose all kinds of sleep...and I can't work....and my dog bit me....and now.....cucks like you and PM are makin fun of me!!!!!!! Time to go fer the big dirt nap, I guess.....

. Originally Posted by rooster
Sounds like a nightmare. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
I know, right?! And then I gotta put up with you posting "Male lesbian" in every threAd!!!! It just never stopssssssss......

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I know, right?! And then I gotta put up with you posting "Male lesbian" in every threAd!!!! It just never stopssssssss......

. Originally Posted by rooster
Maybe there's something you could do to make it all stop.
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Yeah. Makin me lose all kinds of sleep...and I can't work....and my dog bit me....and now.....cucks like you and PM are makin fun of me!!!!!!! Time to go fer the big dirt nap, I guess.....

. Originally Posted by rooster
howdy capon an thanks ...fer ...participatin in this grade ...a certified fresh ...plastic man ...thread!