Question about Ads

I disagree with the people saying "guys don't care about the words." Personally, I do let part of my real personality shine on my ads + I believe that gesture is helpful, to help you stand out from a sea of random ladies with blurred faces !!! (Of course, being overly verbose and overwhelming is a bad idea. + Of course, you should always pair your personality blurb with great photos.) Originally Posted by tattooed_asian_kim
A prime example ladies of how words can be very bad for your image.

First of all how can any woman possibly disagree with guys comments regarding what guys look for? Apparently you know us better than we know ourselves.

Sorry TAK nothing against you personally but it is what it is.

a) Carpet bombing literally every single thread in ISO with annoying bold, capped, highlighted and desperate sounding "LOOK AT ME" ads.

b) Publicly and loudly demanding discretion when someone in the thread genuinely inquires about your services offered and then immediately following that up with very public and graphic descriptions of what specific services you offer for certain fees custom tailored to fit each ISO.

c) Regularly shouting in highlighted caps that you are "Leaving town tomorrow so today is our last day to order" and then two days later here you are still bombarding ISO with highlighted caps.


Yes you do indeed "stand out" from a sea of ladies.

Like I said earlier ladies stick with accurate good quality pics, services offered or not offered, specials and rates.

As Whispers said keep your ads in the ads section rather than bombard ISO or Coed forums which just screams Desperation.

Responses to specific ISO's is great but this example is proof that it might be better for public image to just PM your responses directly to the OP.

Usually good pics will draw them in but the menu and rates will keep them interested.

Loud very "wordy" ads are a distraction and annoy the hell out of most guys just seeking a nice piece of tail for a reasonable fee.
Tan Khan's Avatar
For traveling ladies:

Short introduction, 2 recent pics, rates (Specials), best way to reach you, dates when you'll be in town, area of town of you incall and times of availability. Everything else should be in your showcase.

For local ladies:
Dates and times of availability, best way to reach you, specials you may be running. Everything else should be in your showcase.
Just write some ridiculous "I don't give a shit" nonsensical stuff!! Have fun with it and post some pix. Works for me!
fun2come's Avatar
TBH, I haven't looked at the Ad section for quite some time since I started to promote The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

Just make sure you cater to the Cheap Bastards movement and get a Free AD in the Bestseller !!!
Use all the above mentioned ... and remember:
A Special from a Special Lady is ALWAYS Special.
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  • Toyz
  • 03-07-2014, 08:08 PM
TBH, I haven't looked at the Ad section for quite some time since I started to promote The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

Just make sure you cater to the Cheap Bastards movement and get a Free AD in the Bestseller !!!
Use all the above mentioned ... and remember:
A Special from a Special Lady is ALWAYS Special. Originally Posted by fun2come
HERE ARE SOME ADDITIONAL IDEAS NOW THAT I HAVE TIME TO THINK OF THEM

*Guarrantee a "2 pops or its free" on all 1+ hour sessions (Mimi does this on the 1/2 hour...I doubt she has ever paid off)
*Add a new "scratch & sniff" feature to your adds..."IT SMELLS LIKE FRESH WILDFLOWERS! OR DEAD CARP, DEPENDS ON VOLUME"
*Have a "KOO-PUN" day for all Cheap Bastards at 50% off rack rate
*Add a "Spin-fo-yo-rate" wheel on slow days...from $5 to $100 for a 1/2
*Have a "if you can guess the last john in da pussy" contest-give a free session if someone guesses right...bonus if they can guess within an hour of when he came & went

OK, I will quit before I offend everyone...
Just write some ridiculous "I don't give a shit" nonsensical stuff!! ... Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

And, not only in ads.
Still Looking's Avatar
Just write some ridiculous "I don't give a shit" nonsensical stuff!! Have fun with it and post some pix. Works for me! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
HERE ARE SOME ADDITIONAL IDEAS NOW THAT I HAVE TIME TO THINK OF THEM

*Guarrantee a "2 pops or its free" on all 1+ hour sessions (Mimi does this on the 1/2 hour...I doubt she has ever paid off)
*Add a new "scratch & sniff" feature to your adds..."IT SMELLS LIKE FRESH WILDFLOWERS! OR DEAD CARP, DEPENDS ON VOLUME"
*Have a "KOO-PUN" day for all Cheap Bastards at 50% off rack rate
*Add a "Spin-fo-yo-rate" wheel on slow days...from $5 to $100 for a 1/2
*Have a "if you can guess the last john in da pussy" contest-give a free session if someone guesses right...bonus if they can guess within an hour of when he came & went

OK, I will quit before I offend everyone... Originally Posted by Toyz
LOL