Cheap Bastards

David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Ah gots enuff game thet fillies buy me dinner an' Ah don't even have ta put out. But Ah ain't no Cheap Bastard. Ah'm a Cheap Sum'bitch!
  • g1102
  • 03-15-2014, 03:11 AM
Ah gots enuff game thet fillies buy me dinner an' Ah don't even have ta put out. But Ah ain't no Cheap Bastard. Ah'm a Cheap Sum'bitch! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
DD- I forgot to give you my condolences on the primary election. I hope you get those records back, you may have to pawn them to raise funds for the run off election. But if all fails you should have no problem transitioning to another career field. I heard JPG may be looking for a doubles partner.

Cheers!
Do ya contact them asking "what the special of the day is"( privately) hours after slamming them publicly on the board? Then wonder why they get upset with you?

If so... it could be time for a different approach. Ijs Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Scarlett, I am disappointed that you have become so thin skinned. You posted meatloaf as a special in your showcase. I don't like meatloaf and told you so. So I asked what other specials you have. Sorry to have used a sense of humor, and that you can give it out but not take it. And no, I did not wonder why your are upset with me. That would indicate that I care.

A bit passive/aggressive are we???

BTW, just because I have chosen not to spend any time with you doesn't mean that I need a different approach...IJS.
What is that saying about arguing and fools?!
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
DD- I forgot to give you my condolences on the primary election. I hope you get those records back, you may have to pawn them to raise funds for the run off election. But if all fails you should have no problem transitioning to another career field. I heard JPG may be looking for a doubles partner.

Cheers! Originally Posted by g1102
Ah accept yer condolences, but Ah'd rather have yer tax deductible campaign contribyushun. Thar's a coupla guys frum Jersey thet are a-tellin' me they kin make mah "problem" disappear wiffout a trace but thar askin' price is a mite steep.
Yes, I know that I am a bit slow but I just learned the wonder of the "ignore list". WOOHOO!!!
Hell, the ignore button is not even cheap.... It's priceless!!!
Ah accept yer condolences, but Ah'd rather have yer tax deductible campaign contribyushun. Thar's a coupla guys frum Jersey thet are a-tellin' me they kin make mah "problem" disappear wiffout a trace but thar askin' price is a mite steep. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
Were those guys related to the "pussy mafia?!"
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
They said they wuz in tha "waste management" bidness. If'n ya know whut Ah mean.
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Hell, the ignore button is not even cheap.... It's priceless!!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Nice good one there lil' lady

I think you are very witty and charming at times xoxoxo

Bravo Ms. Rossi
Mr Peabody's Avatar
Since things are slow, I just wanted to remark what a F'n genius Double D is. The free dinner story mentioned here is true.
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Looks like the lady in the first post left the board? Hmmm...guess she was running into toooo mnay cheap guys?