Top Ten Bullshit Excuses You Give To Your S/O or a respected Civie to throw them off your strip club loving scent.

I just tell my chick I'm going to the titty bar. No excuses needed. Originally Posted by Trey

I think in reality, that's how it works for a lot of us....at least the guys I hang out with.....fuck, my SO likes that titty bar shit more than I do.

I just tell my chick I'm going to the titty bar. No excuses needed. Originally Posted by Trey

You're a lucky man!! I'd say 1 out of 10 women, maybe 1 out of 5 tops (& that's pushing it) would probably willingly, and without nagging, let their man go to the titty bar. At least you don't have to lie & come up with some shit spur of the moment! I guess you could use that as a cover up for hobbying unless she doesn't give a shit about that either.. But that's awesome!

Everybody else's excuses were TOO FUNNY LOL

my wife usually takes me to the strip club. so it's usually...

honey...did they take all your money??!!??

"I'm gonna go work out."... if I'm lyin, I'm dyin.

I wouldn't give a bitch a dime.

I tell my S/O I'm going out then I tell my side chick I'm going to the strip club and she usually help me pick up an extra playmate.

I to am lucky enough to of married someone that I can just tell I am going to the Strip club. I have even taken her a handful of times, and even though unfortunately she isn't into woman she still has a good time and has fun.

I only go there for the music

I would just be honest and tell her I'm going out for some raw sushi ;-)

I explained it the same way I explained perfume or lipstick on my clothes:

"Honey, I was just using my shirt to clean off my dick!"

Worked every time.