What is the strangest encounter/situation you have had in the hobby???

She was a fun gal RJ. Took her to Mr. Smith's house one evening. He had invited several couples for BBQ and in fact he was the one that suggested that I take her as my girlfriend. We were only going to stay for a little while since she had taken her 5 yo son with her. Well after several margaritas she was not quite ready to go home. So we stayed for a while. At the end of the evening all of the couples are sitting out in the patio and the conversation was flowing. At one point she looks over to me and in a voice loud enough so that everyone could hear she says to me with a sexy smile: "Honey are you ready to leave because I just want to go home and suck your cock!!!!" That even took me by surprise and all conversation stopped and everyone was looking at us with amazement on their faces. Everyone but Smitty, he had a great big grin across his face. Classic. As we were leaving, some of the guys were high fiving me. Good memories. Great gal.

At one point she looks over to me and in a voice loud enough so that everyone could hear she says to me with a sexy smile: "Honey are you ready to leave because I just want to go home and suck your cock!!!!" That even took me by surprise and all conversation stopped and everyone was looking at us with amazement on their faces. Everyone but Smitty, he had a great big grin across his face. Classic. As we were leaving, some of the guys were high fiving me. Good memories. Great gal. Originally Posted by Elgato69

Yep that's her and that would be a show stopper!! LMFAO

Great stories guys!!! I'm quite sure most of us have lots of crazy stories...some funny and some not so funny. Fedex...ewww!!!! What's the chances of that happening...both for real!~~~ LOL...Mr. Smith...Good one...LOL~~~I also agree with DFW..We need some Ladies to join in!! I luv reading these experiences...also luv being part of a really good hot experience

About a year ago, I called a girl I had met from Tex Mex to come to my office. She was on time and looking quite fine. I locked all the doors and took her to my conference room. To make a long story short, we did the horizontal hokie pokie on my conference room table. She was riding me reverse cowgirl when all of a sudden I hear what sounds like the "our father" prayer. I turn to the door and see my cleaning lady. I was so excited about getting laid that I forgot about my cleaning crew. I tried to get up but my "Friend" insisted on riding me more. She asked the cleaning lady to join in but she only started praying more and quoting scripture. So I'm on my table with a hard on that could snap granite in half and a smoking hot girl riding me who doesn't want to get off and a bible quoting Christian at the door. I told my cleaning lady to please leave but she refused until I promised to stop and promised to go to confession. lmao. She finally left, or so I thought, and I finished with my friend. As I walked out of my conference room, the cleaning lady was waiting in the lobby. She insisted on taking me to church to confess my sins. (The priest would have to schedule me in for the month of April if I were to confess all my sins!). I terminated her employment and now have a male cleaning crew lol. Good times!

About a year ago, I called a girl I had met from Tex Mex to come to my office. She was on time and looking quite fine. I locked all the doors and took her to my conference room. To make a long story short, we did the horizontal hokie pokie on my conference room table. She was riding me reverse cowgirl when all of a sudden I hear what sounds like the "our father" prayer. I turn to the door and see my cleaning lady. I was so excited about getting laid that I forgot about my cleaning crew. I tried to get up but my "Friend" insisted on riding me more. She asked the cleaning lady to join in but she only started praying more and quoting scripture. So I'm on my table with a hard on that could snap granite in half and a smoking hot girl riding me who doesn't want to get off and a bible quoting Christian at the door. I told my cleaning lady to please leave but she refused until I promised to stop and promised to go to confession. lmao. She finally left, or so I thought, and I finished with my friend. As I walked out of my conference room, the cleaning lady was waiting in the lobby. She insisted on taking me to church to confess my sins. (The priest would have to schedule me in for the month of April if I were to confess all my sins!). I terminated her employment and now have a male cleaning crew lol. Good times! Originally Posted by jasonhernandez78577

If you had known she was waiting (and likely listening), you could have punctuated your nut with, "PRAISE THE LORD!!"

Good story.

...back to Teri's "house call"...thought I'd share this ISO from the land of the Final Four: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1023702

This isn't my story but never the less it's both frightening and funny!

went to see her this morning she said she had a incall off PB.Upon arrival she asked me to put donation on table.she then whistled her home girl came out of the bathroom with a gun told me to leave.i grabbed my donation she started to raise the gun.I easily took it away then she cried no please that's not my gun.By this time door had been opened.I tossed the gun out off the third floor ( I hope it broke) then i got the hell out of there.Ashley is a skinny blond friend was a heavier set brunette with a black eye.....hmmm wonder why...... forgive me for any typos or grammatical errors. I'm a tad bit shaken up

I was trying to swoon a younger girl who was infatuated with me for whatever reason and decided to play a smooth grooves mix on my phone while we were getting it on. She out of nowhere started laughing hysterically and exclaimed the reason for doing so was that the song was apparently referenced/featured on an episode of Family Guy. It was an awkward moment but I forgive her, after all she was only 21 and obviously doesn't know there are some things you just don't say while a man is inside of you...

Technically not a provider but a FWB I met via mocospace, but still a weird and awkward moment. Good times though.

I have had a few but this one probably tops the cake besides the diaper guy in Austin but I already wrote about that one. but this one was recent a drunk constable wanted a massage on his couch played his hallallua cd and I do mean liiterially THE WHOLE TIME IT SANG H A L L A L U A H ....and kept his swim trunks on the whole time forked out $200..so strange and akward and weird but hey to each their own

While I'm new to eccie or new to finally using it. I had made arrangements for a girl from BP to come visit me and she did and the appointment went as planned with great service mind you. Now were things get weired a had left the room to use the rest room and when I came back into the room she was passed out cold on the couch. I poked her a couple of times to see if she would wake up but I was like aw whatever and went to bed about five hours later she got up and apologized and said she was just really tired. I was like whatever have a good day see ya later

Drugs--avoid in the future.

Thee was a review in SA or Austin a few years back that cracked me up. The girl met the guy and took him back to her boyfriends house to do the deed. Problem was that she didn't have a key but had left the ground floor window unlatched. They had to climb through the window to get into the bedroom. The boyfriend wasn't home which was fine but his parents were and she had to keep telling him to be quiet so they wouldn't wake anyone up. When done, back out through the window.

This may not be my strangest, but I went on an outcall to the client's home. It looked like a normal house on the outside. Once I got inside, I realized he was a hoarder. There was stuff just stacked up all over. The guy was nice and all, but activities were limited to the sofa. Not comfortable at all. Get a room guys, don't invite someone into your obsessive compulsive disorder.

Wow! and that is NOT your strangest?? LOL

Way back maybe over 10 years ago, when the phone chat lines like quest chat were hot, me and my buddy used to call them and trip out on chics or maybe even find one to tag team. Well on one occasion we started talking to a chic, she said she was black and from Robstown. Well were driving around anyway so we headed that way. She says shes down to fuck both of us so what the hell, I had never been with a black chic so I figured what the hell. Well we pull up and she waves at us from the door. Their is a shower surround out on the front porch and the place looks a little sketchy. We go in and when my eyes adjust to the darkness I see this huge black chic sitting on a bed in the middle of the living room. The chic has an IV with a bag in what for I had no clue, I think some type of kidney problem. Well while I sat their with my mouth wide open tripping out, my buddy goes and stands in front of her as she is sitting on the bed and he whips his dick out in front of her and tells her to get to sucking. Im still in shock of what Im seeing, the chic says oh no I dont suck dick. She tells my buddy(you have to know this guy he doesnt give a fuck about anything) I like it doggy, so this huge chic, maybe 400lbs turns over and my skinny white legged buddy starts to go to town and trying to find the wet spot. Just seeing the contrast of his white legs and her big dark black legs humping. I start to bust out laughing, I say I have a phone call and head out the door. He comes out in about 10 minutes and says he fucked her ass. Crazy shit. Thats not as strange of some of yalls but it was funny when it happened.