Where'd you lose your virginity?

Gonna report you to a mod for illegal editing. Personal foul, 15 yards penalty. JB smite him please. Originally Posted by SR Only

No, he's to nice a guy to be smitten, I mean smited or smote. Oh what the hell, give him 15 yards and three days w/o sex.

Gonna report you to a mod for illegal editing. Personal foul, 15 yards penalty. JB smite him please. Originally Posted by SR Only

I know you took that well in the humorous way it was intended and I appreciate that. For the record I am a Catholic and if sometimes we can't joke about our own shortcomings, who can.

Late bloomer. In Puerto Rico, in college. She was the nymphomaniac daughter of an FBI agent. She tired of me after about 3 months of fucking me (literally) raw. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

One of my early ex's Dad was a local cop....scared the shit out of me...didn't stop me from banging his daughter for awhile

...after about 3 months of fucking me (literally) raw. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

I think we have found the source of Charles' sunny disposition.

She tired of me after about 3 months of fucking me (literally) raw. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

I see no problem there. What's her name?

I know you took that well in the humorous way it was intended and I appreciate that. For the record I am a Catholic and if sometimes we can't joke about our own shortcomings, who can. Originally Posted by atlcomedy

You're just lucky I saw it now, instead of with my morning coffee, where the screen would have been covered. Wait, you mean there's supposed to be humor on the Internet. Geeze where have I been.

In the grass outside a car. Seriously!

I was 15, she was 18 -- and very experienced. We went to a drive-in with two other couples, both of whom quickly got very frisky. Since we weren't watching the movie anyway, we left to go parking in a semi-rural area. Obviously there wasn't enough room for all of us to do it in the car.

She was drunk and passionless so it was not a good initiation for me.

Fortunately, every subsequent experience was much better!

In her bed.

Oh what the hell, give him 15 yards and three days w/o sex. Originally Posted by John Bull

Isn't that what we call "marriage?"

Falls Creek Baptist Church Camp in Davis, Ok. She was 17, I was 15...and clueless.

I lost my wallet right there in the woods where the deed happened, showed up late for the evening bible thingy, and ended up going BACK out with the Youth Minister to find it, and....

...there it was, dead center of her ass print.

No wonder they call it the Baptist Breeding Ground...

Minister Ben, if you're a member here, PM me!



PSD

So two patterns are appearing:
1) We seem to be losing our virginity near religious buildings and
2) We "Tuxes" have a penchant for older women

Yes..what's up with the religious thing lol?

With regards age...

When we are younger, we all seem to long for the experience of age
When we are older, we long for the joys of youth.
The old saying, "Youth is wasted on the young"...so true lol.
All that said younger men (i.e. younger than me) don't interest me. Yet.
I wonder if that desire will kick in at some point?
Sorry...carry on..

C xxx

Sorry...carry on.. C xxx Originally Posted by Camille

Quoting Tim Gunn (from Project Runway)? I know it is a UK expression.

Never watched that show. Is that what he says?
He robbed me lol...

Never watched that show. Is that what he says?
He robbed me lol... Originally Posted by Camille

Did the "Carry On Gang" get it from you as well?

Carry on were WELL before my days lol.
Before the days of silicone and saline too hahaha
That was some risque stuff for the time lol....