Best!!!

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Best BBBJ- Kaylen, if she gave seminars there would be far less divorces in the US&A.
Best Personality- Trixie, she may be out of the game I dunno, but she had such a wonderful attitude!
Best ass- Kat Von Dee, never saw her but damn I want too.

Honorable mention: Emmie BBBJ
Lol.

Biggest Clit. Stacy. :-) Think she makes some guys on here jealous of her size. lol

Biggest pussy lips. Gemma. :-) Now where did I stash those photos before she censored them. :-)
Biggest pussy lips. Gemma. :-) Now where did I stash those photos before she censored them. :-) Originally Posted by royamcr
LMAO! I got more comments on those photos....
Best ass- Destiny
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Since every category had been done... and I thought legs was pushing it. BTW, I still haven't seen a plethora of offers to get a Best stockings review from me

There's another thread idea... see, did we have to do a best of best of best of threads threads... I laughed when I say the title.

I want to be the exclusive proprietor of the best legs-stockings award, so I'm going to go trademark that so that I can issue an exclusive seal to women who so want to venture forth.

HA...

I really did laugh at this one, and give it Best Unnecessary ThreAD of the Year!

Heh.

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I've only seen 13 of the currently 131 ladies in the KC Metro & Kansas showcase, so perhaps not the most qualified to judge, but here are my picks anyway...

Best boobs - Destiny
Best caboose - Kat VonDee
Best personality - Destiny
Best eyes - Camry
Best ink - tie: Kat VonDee and B@iley
Best bbbj - Cherisa Star (she is listed in KC showcase at the moment, but not sure she is local...)
Thanks for the mentions
I've only seen 13 of the currently 131 ladies in the KC Metro & Kansas showcase, so perhaps not the most qualified to judge, but here are my picks anyway...

Best boobs - Destiny
Best caboose - Kat VonDee
Best personality - Destiny
Best eyes - Camry
Best ink - tie: Kat VonDee and B@iley
Best bbbj - Cherisa Star (she is listed in KC showcase at the moment, but not sure she is local...) Originally Posted by luvinkdgrlz
Careful, wouldn't want to piss "someone" off. LOL
Best boobs - Lindsay/holly love
Best caboose - bailey/kat vondee
best personality - sins/ holly love
best eyes - sins/bailey
best ink - kat vondee/bailey
best threads - kaylen
best legs - kaylen/nia
OK.. Please tell me how this is a threAD if guys are naming other ladys off? I don't get it then. Why do you even care?
Since every category had been done... and I thought legs was pushing it. BTW, I still haven't seen a plethora of offers to get a Best stockings review from me

There's another thread idea... see, did we have to do a best of best of best of threads threads... I laughed when I say the title.

I want to be the exclusive proprietor of the best legs-stockings award, so I'm going to go trademark that so that I can issue an exclusive seal to women who so want to venture forth.

HA...

I really did laugh at this one, and give it Best Unnecessary ThreAD of the Year!

Heh.

DISCLAIMER: The reader believes that by reading disclaimers, they have ultimately disclaimed their own disclaimity, which inevitably involves issues of Ego, Id and Superego, and are far beyond the scope of said thread, and indeed beyond universal consciousness. You can get points for that. Originally Posted by JackJohnson
Best BBBJ: Kaylen, Kaylen and Kaylen! (though I have only experienced this twice from her, I will give her the third vote "on the cum")
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OK.. Please tell me how this is a threAD if guys are naming other ladys off? I don't get it then. Why do you even care? Originally Posted by SexyKaylen
because it is? Look this isn't a social site, its an information exchange site for clients of escorts, escorts, watchers of escorts, admirers of escorts, people who do business with escorts, and strip club level drama, MOST of which is pretty much inherently advertising! Nearly all "threads" are ThreADs. Some are less obvious than others!

That's why all of you have signatures that advertise. so that every time you post, people get the idea you might want to see them! and they do! So it all works.

If not... everyone should take all the ADs out of their posts Bet that won't happen. And it shouldn't! Everyone loves a special, or a website, or nakey pictures, that's the internet. Shop and fuck... or fuck and shop... and watch cool YouTube videos.

Besides... I gave it the best threAD of the year award so far! You won a major award! (you might get a lamp in the mail!)

Come on now Kaylen, it's not about caring, its about sharing. So sayeth Barney the Dinosaur. YMMV.

I also think Destiny has Best Ass That Needs A Riding Crop. *smack* I'm still waiting on that best legs in stockings award review.

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Why you care if its a threAD or not man? Who cares damn...I thought it was for fun but whatever. Have a good day sir.
because it is? Look this isn't a social site, its an information exchange site for clients of escorts, escorts, watchers of escorts, admirers of escorts, people who do business with escorts, and strip club level drama, MOST of which is pretty much inherently advertising! Nearly all "threads" are ThreADs. Some are less obvious than others!

That's why all of you have signatures that advertise. so that every time you post, people get the idea you might want to see them! and they do! So it all works.

If not... everyone should take all the ADs out of their posts Bet that won't happen. And it shouldn't! Everyone loves a special, or a website, or nakey pictures, that's the internet. Shop and fuck... or fuck and shop... and watch cool YouTube videos.

Besides... I gave it the best threAD of the year award so far! You won a major award! (you might get a lamp in the mail!)

Come on now Kaylen, it's not about caring, its about sharing. So sayeth Barney the Dinosaur. YMMV.

I also think Destiny has Best Ass That Needs A Riding Crop. *smack* I'm still waiting on that best legs in stockings award review.

DISCLAIMER: By reading this post, or all my posts, the reader agrees that they have a sense of humor about all things, and even posts to this co-ed section... because... you know... none of this is that big of a deal EXCEPT: it is still not cool to anger ninjas! Ninjas are none to mess with.

Originally Posted by JackJohnson
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Why you care if its a threAD or not man? Who cares damn...I thought it was for fun but whatever. Have a good day sir. Originally Posted by SexyKaylen
It is for fun... and I had fun with it! If you think I was attacking you, or something... I'm not... you've missed the joke a couple of times lately. It's ok, maybe I'm just not that funny. Dammit, I'm trying though!

Thank you ma'am

Kat Von Dee - Best everything that anyone really comes up with, no wonder she's travelling a lot... spreading the love, she should spread some more of those pictures. When she gets her VIVID contract, we can all say we knew her then, and some of us too, slept with her. Le Sigh.

Then she will be Best Porn Star That We All Got a Chance to Sleep With!

OOOPS, Except Ass that Needs to be spanked, see above (Destiny)

As well as Legs-stockings... etc... see above (Applications needed)

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As well as Legs-stockings... etc... see above (Applications needed) Originally Posted by JackJohnson
Did someone say Legs? I dont have stockings on though
If this is a threAD, then there might as well be pics in it!
Post your legs, Kaylen. I love em!