Girls be changing color and shit....

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Sorry, had this stuck in my head and had to make it. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
~Ze~, can I have you in Purple? I've always admired your creativity.
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I don't know how you fellas wade through all the bullshit to actually FIND what you are looking for. I've tried helping guy friends of mine, I end up throwing my hands in the air and walking away.

Asks for spinner - bbw responds.

Wants Plano - Greenville and 635 responds.

Interested in fbsm w prostate - gfe with not even body rub experience responds. ... Originally Posted by ~Ze~
well, for an experiment and cos i was horny wed nite and thurs a.m., i posted a very specific 5 criteria ISO
... http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1024468
the post/thread - 75 views and NO replies
total of three pvtMsg responses.

1. near DNT and arapaho - consulted w/ her and was very delited!
2. near 75/greenville - hispanic and not my type.
3. near 75/spring valley - mixed and not my type. guess hispanic includes mixed.

sent #2 and #3 a nice pvtMsg that i had made plans. one replied w/ a thanks, the other didnt reply.

who knows why so little responses, not even from the ISO perrenials.

i condick another ISO experiment in the future.
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I just did an ISO a week or so ago and had good luck.

Had my first set up within a couple of hours and I was juiced because I have had my eye on that chick since I found eccie, but didn't know she was up for what scratched my itch. But as luck would have it something came up and she let me know in time to make other plans. And thank you sexy ass. I'm going to hit you up first next time before posting an ISO.

So I went back and bumped it and got a hit that interested me. Got in touch with her and set it up and had a great time.

All in all I had a few replys in the thread, but probably 6 or 7 pm's. And all were within criteria I posted. 0 bullshit.

I am 2 for 2 in homeruns using ISO.
Ze..... I love you, & I can't believe you typed out "bitches be changing color, and shit".

Props.
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Sorry, had this stuck in my head and had to make it. Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Hehe ~Ze~. .....got the Deadmau5 / Attention Whore reference you got there. Now that song is stuck in my head, thanks!

You're my kind of gal. Well, except the shitting dick nipples Hentai thingee killed my libido for a week! You can make it up to me by painting yourself green and I'll be your spacewhore Kirk.
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I can never say no to chocolate yummy Originally Posted by YourDirtyLittleSecret

Hmmm, I thought it was creampie she never said no to........ guess I learned something new.
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  • BLM69
  • 04-04-2014, 08:56 AM
I've seen a 250+pound provider respond to a spinner request. she's cut back responding publicly.
That gif is fantastic! I love you Ze!

I use to browse the ISO's more often and if I could think of someone that would fit the bill, I would suggest them, but I just don't know the girls that are around any more.

I also forget about the ISO's. I'm kinda busy these days and just try to keep up with answering PM's and working around my school schedule. Which is good.

I like the ISO's from time to time. Every once in a while, someone wants a really tall girl, and hey - I'm REALLY tall. It works out well for me!
I saw the ISO before this thread and assumed she misunderstood. I took it as she thought the OP was chocolate and not that he was looking for that. That had to be her thinking, right?
I thought that inappropriate responses to ISO were solved by slipping through the looking glass into the land of Unicorn watching sunshine farters? Is that not so? Or are there there still some hooktards so lost they cant find their way to the cat herders who can pigeonhole them by zip code and physical attributes? People still use ISO? You know it used to be the same coupla whales and a coupla chocolate girls and a coupla skinny skanks, all phishing for dick dollars and not reading shit in the OP. Like they had a number to hit for ISO responses, like cold calling. Oh well. I haven't even been back to ask for tan lines. I mean half I wouldnt want to see and the other half I couldnt see. So fuck it. ~ze~, photoshop me some tan lines.

Somebody slip ~ze~ a Kindle or Zinio gift cert, she needs literature, not ISO!
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in the first post of this thread, i actually have to agree with her this time lol write that down yall
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I'm sure she's overwhelmed with happiness.....
I'm just impressed that I recognized ze with her legs above her head . . .
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I only look at the ISOs for a laugh. If it has more than 10 posts there is a good chance a train wreck is in there somewhere...
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~Ze~,

Would it be advisable to start a thread in the ISO session where guys can share and keep track of the response discrepancies?

I for one think that ISO has lost its intended function because of the advertising aspect addressed here on this thread.