Ticked Off at Kayleehotchick

I have A SUCK fetish but damn that is MORE than a mouth full. I would like to see it though!

I was able to talk KHC into a session based upon my self reported size of twelve inches.
When I got there, she inspected my claim of 12 inches and informed me that my dick was only 10 inches long Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Never, I repeat NEVER let them use some store bought ruler. Always bring your own handmade ruler. Do I have to do all the thinking around here?

Slowmover

Hope it's longer than the book titled.

"The Great Jewish Athletes Of History"

Woody Allen joke, I think. Originally Posted by bojulay

I heard it was a pamphlet. With really large font.

Not Woody Allen. It was from Airplane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoACIIz33II

Gosh I could have sworn it was 13 inches. Lol Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Now there is a gal who knows how to measure!!!

I have the opposite problem. I tell them 12" and they always complain it's more!

What a blatant threAD.........

Is it true that guys with more than 12" give themselves head and have no use for women?

Me? i would give the 1.3" of dangling death a run for the smallest...

OK just messin with ya....mostly

Hey buddy...those last 2 inches are important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My ex told me once if I wanted some new pussy I should grow another two inches.

Hey buddy...those last 2 inches are important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

And here I thought it was the first two inches......

Now there is a gal who knows how to measure!!! Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Yes sir. Every inch!

hey april fool's day was on april 1 not april 12!!!

oh so that's why some women go on about the two inches between us!
:^)

I have every inch it takes to completely satisfy...

me.

My ex told me once if I wanted some new pussy I should grow another two inches. Originally Posted by Brass Balls

That joke is from a great, classic Richard Pryor routine, great humor

I heard a friend tell another guy about a girl that he had started screwing, that the other guy use to screw, that she had some pretty good pussy.... once he got past the 3 inches that the other guy had been using. We laughed all night over that shit.