Average number of years providers lie about their age?

hah! I'll take the complement. and now that I think about it I think someone did use the uncle line once.

there was another girl on ASPD for 7 years she was 27.. and when I saw her, yeah right!! more like 39

If a lady looks exactly like or better than the pics used in her ad which are what got my attention I don't care what number is posted. Let her have the lie. We're not building a future together.
News flash! Her name isn't really exotic rayray either.

If they're in in there 30's around 3-4 years, in there 40's around 5-7 years.

50's fuggittt about it!

I don't get why ladies don't add years to their ages that way they look younger

{{[......the ONE thing women can't change is the look of their hands. Its a good indicator of age...although Asians buck this trend, its still an accurate gauge...check it out for yourself...}}} Originally Posted by Toyz

Actually the other ONE thing that they usually can't hide without work is their neck. Women over 40 or 50 often have work done, but rarely under 45 and I find it is an excellent way to gauge their decades.

Actaully, I love the hot young ladies, but when I have a particularly hot date (sometimes a second or third) and notice that they have posted a couple of different ages and I ask, "how old are you really?" I'm rather relieved when they answer 27 or 30 or even 35. They are still babies to me and 30 to 40 year old women are often at the top of their game and experienced. After all, the pussy is mainly muscle and muscles get better and better when they are exercised LOL

Reminds me of lyrics from a Chris Rock song...

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40

Reminds me of lyrics from a Chris Rock song...

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40 Originally Posted by rons2112

"No sex in the champagne room" ....funny song.

The four greatest lies every told by women to guys in the world since the dawn of time...

1. There real age
2. There real weight and sizes
3. How many guys they've been with
4. Faking orgasms

The four greatest lies every told by guys to women in the world since the dawn of time...

1. How much money (possessions back in the day it was all about cows and pigs) they make or have
2. How long they can last
3. How big their cock is
4. "No, honey I wasn't looking at that other woman just now" or "no I never watch porn honey you're all I ever need!"

Two cents

BL

I knew a woman who sparkled like a diamond in the sun. She was either 25 or 10000.....Either way she was lying about her age :0....Rules don't feed her after midnight, Don't get her wet..No she was not a Ginger..I know that is were you all went

Lol we should have amnesty week! Lol a week where providers can change their age and not be judged for it! Lol hey its Easter weekend right? Lol jk

There was one BP ad that had its own thread two years ago the picture was obviously taken in the 70s the lady looked about 50 or older and she was claiming to still be 30!! Oh i wish I could find that thread again lol!

Okay, provider years are kind of like dog years.

When asked my age I always reply if they wanna know my age in hooker years or real years?!

Everyone knows it's what you can pass for not what you really are! Kidding

The only dishonest thing I've ever encountered in an AMP, which I don't go to anymore but I used to love them, is their ages. Most (virtually all) women in AMP's are in their forties, just ask the Asian guys you know. They almost all seem to claim their twenties. However, they have never stolen anything or cheated me in any way.
For the record, I believe all of the women I visited not only were freely participating, but could also leave if they wished to do so.
I guarantee that after an hour with almost any woman, I can guess her age within 15% of her real age.
Conversation, intelligence, presentation, neck, hands, skin tightness and recovery, wrinkles, complexion, mannerisms, musical tastes, quickness of movement, springiness of step and dancing/bouncing to music, use and era of slang, life experiences, shyness, interaction with others.
After age forty, plastic surgery, diet and exercise are mandatory.
It works well, though - there are some really hot women I've seen at Lifetime Fitness who I only wished were providers. There is a 60+ year old lady at the Lifetime I like to go to who is there every morning with a trainer. Her body is hot, she must do full body skin treatments, nice breasts, beautiful face, spectacular hair - at first glance, she is a very hot 30 something.
My own trainer told me she was in her sixties - it took some time to convince me!!

If a girl posts current full body and face pictures, her age is essentially irrelevant and 99% of the time she will be well worth a visit. It takes a monumental amount of courage to post your pictures on here, and ain't nobody gonna do it who doesn't have something worth showing, she will be fundamentally an honest person (age claims get a free pass!) and you can judge for yourself if she is your type.

Several of my best sexual experiences have been with providers who are in their mid-50s and happy to admit it. You can't beat experience when it comes to pleasing a BugleBoy.

Given that experience, I let myself get picked up in a bar by a hot non-provider in her late 60s (self-confessed, she looked 50ish) and had my socks totally blown off. Note, I am in my mid-60s and have never had more fun in my life than since joining eccie.

My lesson learned, good-looking ladies 20-70 are in my wheel house. Some of the older ladies have been jaw-dropping session because of the experience and enthusiasm they bring to the table.

Age is just a number that doesn't matter so long as I have a personal connection to the lady and we have something in common. Often that thing in common is we like to get it on.

Self-professed ManWhore. Oh yeah!

It's all good.
BB

IF I was a provider and over 32 I simply state my age in HEX.
Of course it gets awkward once past 41 .... at 48 your almost home free....

I leave it to you to figure the average deviation and standard variance.