The Dallas Stars are playing The Calgary Flames on Wednesday the 27th. Just say your boss or buddy got an extra ticket and you feel like going.
There is always a ton of women at the hockey games so loose hair or fragrance won't tip you off. Wearing slacks and a dress shirt or polo shirt to a hockey game in Dallas is pretty standard attire especially if you are with your boss.
Omaha... just go to Wal-Mart and buy a cheap pair of pants for 9.99, would not want you to miss out considering how much you offer the board.
"TheGiftedOne" Dinner meeting with clients, seminar/class related to work, or a special project are all good excuses. Or, you could just say you're gonna go hang out with a room full of hookers and she will think you are being a smartass.
Classic!